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The Top Six Terrible Spider-Man Tattoos

By Great White Snark | March 22, 2011

The Spider-Man musical gets a lot of the attention these days, but it’s not the only terrible thing featuring Spidey’s hapless mug.

6) The Spider-Man Tramp Stamp (P.S. WTF?)

Spider-Man Tramp Stamp
Source: Ugliest Tattoos

Nice job. Now, every time someone looks at you from behind, they’re going to wonder why Spider-Man’s spider-sense is tingling and he’s asking himself “WTF?” while he’s in the immediate vicinity of a potentially vaporous region of your body.

This is a pretty good prank; I’m just wondering why you decided to play it on yourself.

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Topics: Comics, Tattoos | 3 Comments »

The Top Five Awful Cthulhu Cakes

By Great White Snark | March 13, 2011

Let’s face it: even a “good” Cthulhu cake can be bad. When your subject is the dreaded, hideous, and many-tentacled high priest to the Great Old Ones, it’s no coincidence that a confectionery representation would be reminiscent of a steaming pile of angry fecal matter.

A picture says a thousand words. In this case, most of those words are “retch” and “vomit”.

5) The “Angry Tentacles” Cthulhu Cake

Cthulhu Cake
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Check out those tentacles, with their boiling pustules of Elder God rage.

…or they’re Rick Krispie treats. But I’m pretty sure it’s the former.

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Topics: Cakes | 7 Comments »

The Top Seven Awful Chewbacca Costumes [Cosplay]

By Great White Snark | March 6, 2011

Apparently putting together a costume made almost entirely of brown fur is more complicated than you’d think.

7) The Hairy-Chested Chewbacca Costume

Hairy Chewbacca Costume
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Many bathmats died to bring us this costume.

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Topics: Costumes, Star Wars | 5 Comments »

I’m Back and Stuff!

By Great White Snark | March 2, 2011

Good news, people! You can finally quit your despairing and general verklempting, because I’m back from hiatus.

Alien Chestburster Cake
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My absence from the blog was due to my starting a new long-term occupational engagement which requires the full attention of all of my considerable resources, including my devastating handsomeness, fresh scent, and keen smartiness.

So what does this mean for the blog? Well, first, I shan’t be posting multiple, short posts per day any longer. However! I will devote hours of my weekends–when the batteries powering my physical attractiveness must be replenished–to generating longer-form content like The Top Twelve Awful Twilight Tattoos, The Top Five Green Lantern Costumes Gone Wrong, and The Top Five Awful R2-D2 Cakes. I’ll release this content over the course of the work week; you can expect at least one or two of these lists per week, plus some other goodies as I have time, energy, and the desire to placate you.

Anyway, I’m excited about this evolution of the blog, and am glad you are joining me for it. I’d love to hear from you in the comments with your thoughts. Especially if your thoughts are dominated by adoration and a compelling desire to send me money. (U.S. DOLLARS, ONLY!)

And remember… I love you. For loving me.

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The Top Eight Awful Batman Symbol Tattoos

By Great White Snark | February 28, 2011

While there are certainly a frightening amount of fanboys who have permanently scarred their chests with Batman symbol tattoos, you’d be surprised how people can embarrass themselves with Batman symbol tattoos on other parts of their bodies.

Or maybe you wouldn’t be surprised. I hear cynicism is contagious, and I’ve been drinking out of your mug when you weren’t looking.

8) The These-Are-Definitely-Not-Batman’s-Pecs Batman Symbol Chest Tattoo

Batman Symbol Chest Tattoo
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“Bird-chested” and “Batman” aren’t typically two things that go together.

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Topics: Batman, Tattoos | 7 Comments »

Don’t… Don’t You Want Me: Slow Posting for the Next Week

By Great White Snark | January 31, 2011

I’m traveling for work, so expect slower posting over the next week.

And by “slower,” I mean, “possibly nonexistent.”

Calvin and Hobbes Snowmen

But, look! Here’s a picture of Calvin and Hobbes-inspired snowmen impaled on the Ellifrett Structure at the University of Wyoming. Now your simple mind has been distracted from its previously-distraught state by an object of delight. Too easy.

Anyway. Keep an eye on the GWS Twitter profile or GWS Facebook Page, as I’ll be more likely to post there in short bursts during my travels.

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