Twitter Link Roundup – Week Ending February 6, 2010
By Great White Snark | February 7, 2010
You should follow my Twitter profile or the GWS Facebook Page.
Because there should be at least one source of entertainment in your life that’s guaranteed not to be as disappointing as this year’s Super Bowl commercials. (Blech.)

- Yoda just said something mind-blowing to this kid. http://bit.ly/dyrbVU
- HAAA! Hello Kitty chainsaw. This makes me want to go on a zombie-killing rampage to the tune of a Spice Girls song. http://bit.ly/9Hlu6T
- Does anyone else think that the Hubble Space Telescope has found a Cylon Base Star? http://bit.ly/9tXj6a
- God of War PC case mod. I want to own it. And then battle it. http://bit.ly/9Ir4qR
- This Lion-O homemade plush doll is made of anime + cute + felt + a really insane dream you had after (drug) tripping. http://bit.ly/cMdZZb
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Um, Not Really: Sexy Twi’lek LEGO Minifigs
By Great White Snark | February 5, 2010
Twi-leks are the designated sexpots of the Star Wars galaxy, yet there’s clearly something inherently wrong with the phrase “sexy Twi’lek LEGO minifigs.”

And if you were uncomfortable reading that phrase, just think how I felt writing it.*
These custom Star Wars LEGO minifigs come from Arealight Custom Work, who has more product shots on Flickr. I think one of the Twi’leks is even wearing a g-string. [Shudder.]
Via Brothers Brick, who refuses to be a dancer in Jabba’s palace until the work is unionized.
* I find that sympathy is best-expressed through gifts of cash.
Find custom Star Wars LEGO minifigs on Ebay
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Icky: Star Trek: The Next Generation Sexual Innuendo Montage (SFW)
By Great White Snark | February 5, 2010
Welcome to ten minutes of sexual innuendo, euphemisms, and behavior culled from Star Trek: The Next Generation. It generally follows a hilarious/disturbing path of courtship, appraisal, seduction, erm… transaction, pleasure, and explosive climax, ultimately followed by disappointment and hasty escape.
Or, what I call, “Tuesday.”
You definitely, definitely don’t want to forward to 2:57 to see Klingon Worf having an orgasm.
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
Via The Daily What, whose idea of foreplay starts with a Vulcan neck pinch.
Find Star Trek plush Kirk and Spock on ThinkGeek
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Not Quite Right: Paper Iron Man Costume [Cosplay]
By Great White Snark | February 4, 2010
You see a Paper Iron Man costume. I see Edward Scissorhands’ whipping boy.

Kidding aside, this guy is clearly the MacGyver of cosplay. I mean, he made an entire costume out of the discarded remnants of an unwrapped gift. Cheers, fella. Also? Snip, snip! Ha, ha. Gotcha.
Via Geek Orthodox, who fights–but never runs–with scissors.
Find Iron Man costumes on Ebay
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Tastes Like Plutonium: Awesome Back to the Future DeLorean Cake [Geeky Cake]
By Great White Snark | February 3, 2010
Chad W. of Tunnel Hill, Georgia’s Cup a Dee Cakes contacted me with the details of this Back to the Future DeLorean cake he and his wife made for their friends’ wedding.
And between his flattery of me and the intense fantastic-ness of the cake (and then some more flattery of me)… I decided to post it.*

From Chad:
…for our friends Greg and Kristin’s wedding. We used [...] technical schematics and a die cast model to carve the cake into scale. The cake was then covered in various places with either modeling chocolate, fondant, or both. This was our first car cake, and it took us about 24 hours total to make it, but we had a great time and Greg and Kristin loved it!
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WTF?, Indeed: Spider-Man Lower Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
By Great White Snark | February 2, 2010
I won’t guess what it is about this woman’s posterior nether region that’s giving her Spider-Man tattoo’s spider-sense (or spider-nostrils?) such a case of “WTF?!”, but I’d bet it’s not the overwhelming odor of classiness. Or good taste. Or common sense. Or long-term thinking. Or desire to be taken seriously.

Via Ugliest Tattoos. ‘Nuff said.
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