Congratulations, Robot Dexter, I hear you’ve learned to walk, unassisted, by way of your built-in dynamic balance… a first for ambulatory robots. And apparently you’ll soon be able to run? Pretty impressive stuff. Especially when your brother Monty tries and fails to tip you over.
On the other hand, Dex, you’re the evolutionary equivalent of a human three-year-old. You still have so much to look forward to. Someday, when you start getting funny feelings in your robotic nether-regions when you look at a shiny mechanical devices, you’ll want to sit down with a wiser, more-experienced robot to have The Talk. And this is the robot you’ll want to talk to:
(NSFW, if you work with perverted robot fetishists.)