Comments on: Animals as Nature and DARPA Intended Them http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/ Geek Life, With Bite - Curiosities, Humor, and Entertainment Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:29:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: NinjaJJ http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-10240 NinjaJJ Thu, 15 Oct 2009 07:15:53 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-10240 Number 2 isn't such a bad Idea Number 2 isn’t such a bad Idea

]]> By: Great White Snark » Blog Archive » Whale-Seals and Dog-Cats Run Amok in Honduras http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-86 Great White Snark » Blog Archive » Whale-Seals and Dog-Cats Run Amok in Honduras Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:23:47 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-86 [...] a friend about the mind-boggling whale-seal combo to which I had been introduced, courtesy of my date a few weeks ago.  (By the way… that story?  I’ve discovered that it Never. Gets. [...] [...] a friend about the mind-boggling whale-seal combo to which I had been introduced, courtesy of my date a few weeks ago.  (By the way… that story?  I’ve discovered that it Never. Gets. [...]

]]> By: Great White Snark » Blog Archive » Updates from Last Week’s Date http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-45 Great White Snark » Blog Archive » Updates from Last Week’s Date Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:13:42 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-45 [...] A vodka tonic (ok, a couple of them) at dinner with friends tonight greased the squeaky wheels of my memory, and I recalled another gem from last week’s date. [...] [...] A vodka tonic (ok, a couple of them) at dinner with friends tonight greased the squeaky wheels of my memory, and I recalled another gem from last week’s date. [...]

]]> By: Great White Snark http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-21 Great White Snark Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:58:11 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-21 Oh, I'm pushing you, alright. How about Sharks with hovercraft aperati attached to them so that they can hover <em>above</em> the water. You could send land-based shark missiles at people. Oh, I’m pushing you, alright.

How about Sharks with hovercraft aperati attached to them so that they can hover above the water. You could send land-based shark missiles at people.

]]> By: nickolai http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-20 nickolai Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:08:11 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-20 I think my animal kingdom wishlist was fulfilled when I learned that ligers (and their somewhat less cool opposite numbers, the tigons) are real animals. And they're frickin ginormous! But since you're pushing me, here are a few animals I hope ARPA gets cracking on stat: 1) Flying squirrels with Cyclops-like eye lasers. Think about how much terror they can wreak from the skies! 2) Sharks that can hover still in the water - how much scarier would it be when you're diving, and you look over your shoulder at a tiger shark hovering right on your six. Shivers! 3) Rabbits in a microwave - cuz I'm hungry. I think my animal kingdom wishlist was fulfilled when I learned that ligers (and their somewhat less cool opposite numbers, the tigons) are real animals. And they’re frickin ginormous!

But since you’re pushing me, here are a few animals I hope ARPA gets cracking on stat:

1) Flying squirrels with Cyclops-like eye lasers. Think about how much terror they can wreak from the skies!

2) Sharks that can hover still in the water – how much scarier would it be when you’re diving, and you look over your shoulder at a tiger shark hovering right on your six. Shivers!

3) Rabbits in a microwave – cuz I’m hungry.

]]> By: Great White Snark http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-18 Great White Snark Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:45:57 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-18 You and me both. It's scary out there. You and me both. It’s scary out there.

]]> By: Cynthia Gentry http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-17 Cynthia Gentry Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:26:48 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-17 I'm still reeling from the fact that you went out with a girl who things "1) Scandinavia is a continent, and 2) elephant seals are a cross-breed of seals and whales." Usually I avoid matchmaking, but I can see my superhero skills are needed here. Because I'm afraid for you. Very afraid. I’m still reeling from the fact that you went out with a girl who things “1) Scandinavia is a continent, and 2) elephant seals are a cross-breed of seals and whales.” Usually I avoid matchmaking, but I can see my superhero skills are needed here. Because I’m afraid for you. Very afraid.

]]> By: Great White Snark http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-16 Great White Snark Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:23:55 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-16 And can speak English, Chinese, and Canadian. And can speak English, Chinese, and Canadian.

]]> By: Shithead http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2007/03/02/animals-as-nature-and-um-the-goverment-intended-them/comment-page-1/#comment-14 Shithead Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:20:23 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=37#comment-14 I'd be happy with a dog that can go get you a burrito. Also, it shoots lasers and flies and can also turn into a truck or a robot. And it's a ninja too. I’d be happy with a dog that can go get you a burrito. Also, it shoots lasers and flies and can also turn into a truck or a robot.

And it’s a ninja too.

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