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Superman Has a Bit of an Attitude
By Great White Snark | March 12, 2007
“Oh, look at me, I’m so tough. I was born with invulnerability and super-human strength. I condescend to mere mortals who rely on their wits, ingenuity, and discipline to accomplish what I can accomplish by blowing a super-fart.”
Don’t dis on the utility belt, Supes.
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Topics: Batman, Cartoons | 6 Comments »
March 12th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Funny. Takes a little while, but the punchline is good. Superman Returns rocked! Of course, so did Batman Begins…
March 12th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
By the way, did you animate that yourself or is that from another website?
March 12th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
Erik, on my best day, I’m a bit animated, but I am no animator. A friend sent that to me.
I think you and I are the only two people that I personally know that are comfortable using the word “rocks” to describe Superman Returns.
March 13th, 2007 at 9:27 am
GWS, add me to that list!
As in, “Superman Returns sucked rocks” – but when I say “rocks” I don’t actually mean rocks, I mean something much naughtier.
March 13th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Sucks dirty Vegas strippers?
March 14th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
No, GWS, I meant balls. And by “balls” I mean testicles.
I liked the inspired casting of Kal Penn as one of Lex Luthor’s baddies. Sure, I can totally buy Kumar kicking Superman’s ass. Must be the 30 White Castle sliders that turned him evil.