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Superman Has a Bit of an Attitude

“Oh, look at me, I’m so tough. I was born with invulnerability and super-human strength. I condescend to mere mortals who rely on their wits, ingenuity, and discipline to accomplish what I can accomplish by blowing a super-fart.”

Don’t dis on the utility belt, Supes.

6 comments… add one
  • Erik March 12, 2007, 10:21 pm

    Funny. Takes a little while, but the punchline is good. Superman Returns rocked! Of course, so did Batman Begins…

  • Erik March 12, 2007, 10:22 pm

    By the way, did you animate that yourself or is that from another website?

  • Great White Snark March 12, 2007, 10:31 pm

    Erik, on my best day, I’m a bit animated, but I am no animator. A friend sent that to me.

    I think you and I are the only two people that I personally know that are comfortable using the word “rocks” to describe Superman Returns.

  • nickolai March 13, 2007, 9:27 am

    GWS, add me to that list!

    As in, “Superman Returns sucked rocks” – but when I say “rocks” I don’t actually mean rocks, I mean something much naughtier.

  • Great White Snark March 13, 2007, 12:00 pm

    Sucks dirty Vegas strippers?

  • nickolai March 14, 2007, 7:34 pm

    No, GWS, I meant balls. And by “balls” I mean testicles.

    I liked the inspired casting of Kal Penn as one of Lex Luthor’s baddies. Sure, I can totally buy Kumar kicking Superman’s ass. Must be the 30 White Castle sliders that turned him evil.

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