Geeks pride themselves on their knowledge of broad and diverse topics. I happen to know more than your average American about Finland. Case in point:
1) There has never been a Finnish billionaire. I don’t know if they’re just not ambitious enough, or what their problem is, there just haven’t been any Finnish billionaires.
3) No Finnish politician has ever been assassinated. Now, I have no actual evidence to substantiate this bit of information… but I’m feeling pretty good about it, so I’m putting it out there. Feel free to work your fingers to the bone, plowing through Wikipedia as you try to prove me wrong.
4) Finland is ball-sack to the penis of the Nordic countries. Which, I guess, makes Denmark the ejaculate. But, still. Finland is the balls.