Oh, you poor, robotic sonuvabitch. Lifting is your thing? Seriously? The one robotic thing that you do? Oh, oh, I know! Let’s teach a mouse to like cheese, ’cause that’s never happened before, either!
Dude. Don’t you know that walking and humping is where it’s at in robotics today? What’s it like riding in the back of the robotic short bus? Is it shiny?
Some junior robotics lab technician must have stolen you out of a 1989 Toyota factory. That can be the only explanation.
Why you deserve coverage in Engadget, I have no idea.
Oh, my aching, lame robotic back!