Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
Christ on a cracker. Apparently some 54-year-old doctor on a pub crawl with his other costume-clad doctor buddies stuffed a burrito down the front of his jeans and demanded that ladies “touch it”. Ha, ha, well, it’s all lecherous fun and games until a lady gets groped and the cops get called.
And guess where this happened. Guess where a bunch of medical professionals decided to get piss-drunk on a party bus while dressed up as comic book characters in the middle of April. Just guess.
That’s right… Florida.
Speaking of… is it just a trick of the lighting, or are you getting dumber and uglier every time I see you, Florida?
In case you were wondering, the weapon in question was a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme. Seriously. You can see a mug shot of the burrito on the WFTV site. Don’t ever say those local-TV-news folks aren’t thorough in their reporting…