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Drunk Captain America Arrested in Florida

Hasn’t Captain America been through enough, lately? Now he has to suffer this headline on the WFTV Channel 9 Web site:

Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants

Christ on a cracker. Apparently some 54-year-old doctor on a pub crawl with his other costume-clad doctor buddies stuffed a burrito down the front of his jeans and demanded that ladies “touch it”. Ha, ha, well, it’s all lecherous fun and games until a lady gets groped and the cops get called.

And guess where this happened. Guess where a bunch of medical professionals decided to get piss-drunk on a party bus while dressed up as comic book characters in the middle of April. Just guess.

That’s right… Florida.

Speaking of… is it just a trick of the lighting, or are you getting dumber and uglier every time I see you, Florida?


In case you were wondering, the weapon in question was a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme. Seriously. You can see a mug shot of the burrito on the WFTV site. Don’t ever say those local-TV-news folks aren’t thorough in their reporting…

4 comments… add one
  • Douglas April 25, 2007, 7:19 am

    there is a reason why the best episodes of COPS were filmed in Florida

  • Great White Snark April 25, 2007, 8:19 am

    Bad boys, indeed.

  • nickolai April 25, 2007, 9:54 pm

    somehow this is incident is worse because he chose captain america as his superhero. Is there a lamer looking superhero in the marvel universe? And what are his powers? He has super strength from some mysterious america-serum injected into his veins? sounds super.

    Somehow, I dont think any would have fucked with a dood dressed up as Wolverine with a burrito in his pants.

  • Great White Snark April 25, 2007, 10:01 pm

    Yeah, a pants-burrito definitely seems more in line with something Wolverine would do. Stupid drunk doctor.

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