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As if parking in San Francisco wasn’t bad enough…
By Great White Snark | May 16, 2007
Lord Yahweh bless the fountains of creativity spewing from the overactive, under-employed hipsters of San Francisco.
Last week, this slip of paper appeared on my car’s windshield, right where you’d expect to find a parking ticket.
That’s not handwritten… someone went to the trouble of creating and printing that on a computer. Wow.
The effort and message are somewhat of an overkill… I quite plainly parked like a whore of reasonable intelligence.
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May 16th, 2007 at 11:29 pm
i’m guessing your friendly neighborhood parking fairy just carries around a stack of those “you parked like a whore” notes, just in case he/she hovers by someone who did, in fact, park like a whore.
May 17th, 2007 at 6:14 am
Do whores park differently than nice girls do? I had no clue!
May 17th, 2007 at 11:37 am
I’m just now learning about their parking habits, as well.
May 17th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
As your resident sex author, I’m just curious as to how one’s ability to park affects sexuality. Like, if you’re really good at parallel parking (not that I’m bragging), does that mean you’re good or bad in bed? A topic for my next book.
May 17th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Don’t know. My parking skills entirely depend on how drunk I am.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:23 pm
But I’ve never seen you drink. You’re a veritable teetotaler.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:26 pm
That’s because you’ve never been in the car with me. That’s the only place I drink. I find it calming.