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As if parking in San Francisco wasn’t bad enough…

Lord Yahweh bless the fountains of creativity spewing from the overactive, under-employed hipsters of San Francisco.

Last week, this slip of paper appeared on my car’s windshield, right where you’d expect to find a parking ticket.

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That’s not handwritten… someone went to the trouble of creating and printing that on a computer. Wow.

The effort and message are somewhat of an overkill… I quite plainly parked like a whore of reasonable intelligence.

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7 comments… add one
  • nickolai May 16, 2007, 11:29 pm

    i’m guessing your friendly neighborhood parking fairy just carries around a stack of those “you parked like a whore” notes, just in case he/she hovers by someone who did, in fact, park like a whore.

  • Marty May 17, 2007, 6:14 am

    Do whores park differently than nice girls do? I had no clue!

  • Great White Snark May 17, 2007, 11:37 am

    I’m just now learning about their parking habits, as well.

  • Cindi May 17, 2007, 12:47 pm

    As your resident sex author, I’m just curious as to how one’s ability to park affects sexuality. Like, if you’re really good at parallel parking (not that I’m bragging), does that mean you’re good or bad in bed? A topic for my next book.

  • Great White Snark May 17, 2007, 12:57 pm

    Don’t know. My parking skills entirely depend on how drunk I am.

  • Cindi May 22, 2007, 10:23 pm

    But I’ve never seen you drink. You’re a veritable teetotaler.

  • Great White Snark May 22, 2007, 10:26 pm

    That’s because you’ve never been in the car with me. That’s the only place I drink. I find it calming.

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