Comments on: As if parking in San Francisco wasn’t bad enough…

By: Great White Snark

Great White Snark — Wed, 23 May 2007 05:26:53 +0000

That’s because you’ve never been in the car with me. That’s the only place I drink. I find it calming.

By: Cindi

Cindi — Wed, 23 May 2007 05:23:56 +0000

But I’ve never seen you drink. You’re a veritable teetotaler.

By: Great White Snark

Great White Snark — Thu, 17 May 2007 19:57:22 +0000

Don’t know. My parking skills entirely depend on how drunk I am.

By: Cindi

Cindi — Thu, 17 May 2007 19:47:42 +0000

As your resident sex author, I’m just curious as to how one’s ability to park affects sexuality. Like, if you’re really good at parallel parking (not that I’m bragging), does that mean you’re good or bad in bed? A topic for my next book.

By: Great White Snark

Great White Snark — Thu, 17 May 2007 18:37:45 +0000

I’m just now learning about their parking habits, as well.

By: Marty

Marty — Thu, 17 May 2007 13:14:08 +0000

Do whores park differently than nice girls do? I had no clue!

By: nickolai

nickolai — Thu, 17 May 2007 06:29:04 +0000

i’m guessing your friendly neighborhood parking fairy just carries around a stack of those “you parked like a whore” notes, just in case he/she hovers by someone who did, in fact, park like a whore.