Zombies are the new black. Or, at least, zombies are the new pink… back when pink was the new black.
Don’t believe me? Check out the respective Amazon.com sales ranks of The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War. Marvel Zombies was one of the hottest-selling comic book mini-series of 2006, and has spawned a current best-seller, Marvel Zombies vs. The Army of Darkness, Not to mention all of the zombie movies slated for this year, including a third Resident Evil film, another George A. Romero production, and a variation on Snakes on a Plane.
Why not make a loud, definitive statement to the world that you’re on the leading edge of what’s hot. You’re not some Johnny-come-lately to the zombie trend. No, you are the trend. But a dusty copy of the Dawn of the Dead DVD on your bookshelf just isn’t going to cut it.
No, what you need is a life-size, semi-poseable, latex model zombie from My Pet Zombies. Hell, you might as well get all thirteen versions… there’s a bundled price of $5,187, and shipping is free!
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