A projector in the shaft displays images on the underside of the canopy.
This’ll never sell. Anyone nerdy enough to need the internet this badly doesn’t ever leave the house.
Looking straight up in the air as you walk down a crowded, rainy city sidewalk. I think we all see where this is going. Picture Steve Martin in The Pink Panther… but funny. The only question is what happens first… running head-first into a telephone pole, knee-first into a fire hydrant, or crotch-first into a small child’s head. It won’t be pretty.