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Internet Umbrella Invites Crotch-Related Injuries
By Great White Snark | June 12, 2007
Two Japanese students have created an internet umbrella. Because the “connected” concept wasn’t stretched thin enough with the advent of the internet refrigerator.
A projector in the shaft displays images on the underside of the canopy.
This’ll never sell. Anyone nerdy enough to need the internet this badly doesn’t ever leave the house.
Looking straight up in the air as you walk down a crowded, rainy city sidewalk. I think we all see where this is going. Picture Steve Martin in The Pink Panther… but funny. The only question is what happens first… running head-first into a telephone pole, knee-first into a fire hydrant, or crotch-first into a small child’s head. It won’t be pretty.
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February 8th, 2008 at 10:14 am
I already have enough clumsiness-related problems to have internet while I walk down the street!