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Internet Umbrella Invites Crotch-Related Injuries

Two Japanese students have created an internet umbrella. Because the “connected” concept wasn’t stretched thin enough with the advent of the internet refrigerator.

A projector in the shaft displays images on the underside of the canopy.

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This’ll never sell. Anyone nerdy enough to need the internet this badly doesn’t ever leave the house.

Looking straight up in the air as you walk down a crowded, rainy city sidewalk. I think we all see where this is going. Picture Steve Martin in The Pink Panther… but funny. The only question is what happens first… running head-first into a telephone pole, knee-first into a fire hydrant, or crotch-first into a small child’s head. It won’t be pretty.

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  • Mina February 8, 2008, 10:14 am

    I already have enough clumsiness-related problems to have internet while I walk down the street!

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