There are few things I dread more about amusement parks than the ticket prices, the lines, and the people. And, no, seriously, the people.
Although, getting stuck upside-down on a roller coaster–as these poor bastards in Arkansas did–is right up there.
If there’s ever a time to worry about the effects of inhaling vomit up your nose, this is that time.
Add a bad case of diarrhea contracted from swallowing too much water on a White Water Rapids ride and going blind from seeing one-too-many 300-pound, wet-t-shirted rednecks… and my nightmare is complete.