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Batman Brings Nothing to the Relationship
By Great White Snark | June 21, 2007
Sorry, Batman, you know I love you, but you’re dragging down this whole equation.
Wouldn’t SuperBatman have difficulty with the most basic of tasks, like running? Imagine Michael Johnson trying to sprint the 200-meter dash with a limp noodle for a left leg.
I don’t even want to think about the implications of having a sphincter that’s one-thousand times stronger on one side than the other.
Yes, I went there. So, I’m a mouth-breather. Stop judging me.
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Topics: Batman, Toys | 4 Comments »
June 21st, 2007 at 4:37 pm
great stuff GWS. Is it just me, or does 1/2 Batman have a larger bicep than his 1/2 Supes’ counterpart?
And what’s with the green skin?
June 21st, 2007 at 4:39 pm
Looks like it. He’s rocking a pretty huge lat, as well.
As you know, however, size doesn’t matter. Probably. Sort of.
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:34 pm
So . . . I really want to get my hands on this. What is it (called)? SuperBatman? Is it a real item or is it a spoof/joke?
Missing you at Blogadilla.
Tim
July 2nd, 2007 at 11:46 pm
It’s a real, um, thing. http://www.toybender.com/new-supermanbatman-wave/