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Batman Brings Nothing to the Relationship

Sorry, Batman, you know I love you, but you’re dragging down this whole equation.

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Wouldn’t SuperBatman have difficulty with the most basic of tasks, like running? Imagine Michael Johnson trying to sprint the 200-meter dash with a limp noodle for a left leg.

I don’t even want to think about the implications of having a sphincter that’s one-thousand times stronger on one side than the other.

Yes, I went there. So, I’m a mouth-breather. Stop judging me.

4 comments… add one
  • nickolai June 21, 2007, 4:37 pm

    great stuff GWS. Is it just me, or does 1/2 Batman have a larger bicep than his 1/2 Supes’ counterpart?

    And what’s with the green skin?

  • Great White Snark June 21, 2007, 4:39 pm

    Looks like it. He’s rocking a pretty huge lat, as well.

    As you know, however, size doesn’t matter. Probably. Sort of.

  • Tim July 2, 2007, 11:34 pm

    So . . . I really want to get my hands on this. What is it (called)? SuperBatman? Is it a real item or is it a spoof/joke?
    Missing you at Blogadilla.

  • Great White Snark July 2, 2007, 11:46 pm

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