Comments on: Great White Snark’s Completely Impractical Holiday Gift Guide for Geeks

By: Paul

Paul — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:41:40 +0000

I know it’s not the same as a plane with a laser on it, but in Call of Duty 4 there’s a level where you shoot a giant gun out of the same plane. It’s awesome. I can only imagine how cool shooting a laser like that would be.

By: anim8or

anim8or — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:27:19 +0000

the Jesus phone has “a tone” for your sins as well… bad-dum-pschhhhh

I would prefer the flying spaghetti monster phone that only speaks in pirate (bless it’s noodly appendages, in his name we pray, and eat carbs).

By: nickolai

nickolai — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:53:38 +0000

Good lord! I need to re-write my letter to santa.

How do jetpack-pilots not toast their calves and ankles?

By: Great White Snark

Great White Snark — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:08:43 +0000

Thanks, yo. I personally like the idea of flying around in a jetpack-powered Optimus costume outfitted with a 12,000-pound laser, camera watch, and Jesus phone.

By: Nima

Nima — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:06:06 +0000

The Optimus Prime costume is freakin’ spectacular!!! Great find.