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The Top Five Celebrities That Zombies Would Avoid Eating
By Great White Snark | January 18, 2008
Contrary to popular opinion, zombies aren’t omnivores when it comes to eating human flesh. They won’t put just any old man meat in their mouths.
Leave that to Britney Spears.
Baddum-bum!
5) Keith Richards
Zombies consider it bad form to turn on one of their own. They’re not cannibals, for goodness sake.
Plus, they prefer their meat fresh and organic, not rotten and treated by chemicals.
4) Ken Davitian (a.k.a. That Guy From Borat)
Have you ever tried eating a buffalo steak with the buffalo fur still on it? No? Well, take it from me: it really detracts from the enjoyment of the dining experience.
3) Pamela Anderson
If you’ve ever accidentally tried to take a bite out of decorative, plastic fruit, you’ll understand why Pam isn’t that appealing to the undead palate.
Hepatitis C, on the other hand, is a delicacy among zombie gourmets. Like an exotic, spicy mixer in a human-blood cocktail.
2) Paris Hilton
As we all know, zombies like them some brains. So… you see the problem.
1) Rosie O’Donnell
Three words: Mad Cow Disease.
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January 18th, 2008 at 7:12 am
Yer killing me with the Mad Cow Disease! What a perfect caption for possibly the worst picture she has ever had taken. Nicely done GWS!
January 18th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Nice, thoughtful selections GWS. Though I think you give zombies too much credit for #4, Ken Davitian. That boy looks to offer some good eats! Hair or no hair.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Oh my - I’m not sure which of those photos was most disturbing. I think I’m going to have nightmares now.
SB
January 19th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Ayeyeyeyeye. Didn’t know zombies was too picky for food :) Well, at least I’m safe…or not….
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:37 pm
This is very disturbing!
I keep clicking on the Pam Anderson pic and it won’t enlarge!
January 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Isn’t there already enough enlargement going on there for you, Tom?
February 1st, 2008 at 8:52 pm
LOL, Rosie sooo is a zombie.. looks like shes already eaten 5 people!
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