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Top Ten: What Would the Wonder Twins Twitter?
By Great White Snark | April 13, 2008
If you’re unfamiliar with Twitter, it’s a service that allows you to publicly notify your friends and contacts of your daily activities and thoughts in quick, 140-character-or-less updates from your phone, computer, or the Web. Which is ridiculous in theory, but addictive in practice.
- just discovered solution to melting polar icecaps. form of… a GLACIER!
- waiting at the dry cleaners for batman’s laundry
- unfortunate side effect of power to transform into any animal: scientists asking me to procreate w/ endangered species
- waxing wonder woman’s invisible plane. this superhero-in-training job sucks. guess it could be worse. could be waxing wonder woman.
- really bored. considering taking form of rabid grizzly bear and terrorizing a chuck e. cheese’s.
- @TheFlash yes, my monkey has been good today, so no, i don’t need to spank it.
- listening to: “secret lovers” by atlantic starr
- @greenlantern pls stop surfing porn on Hall of Justice computer. had to clean another virus today
- cleaning aquaman’s bathroom. how can a fishman have this much hair?
- @gleek we promise that we had no idea that your name was another word for spittle
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Topics: Technology | 2 Comments »
April 14th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Brilliant! Great post. Thanks for the laugh. Much needed first thing on a Monday morning.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Cindi, do you thank the sun for bringing light into our lives? No. Because it’s just doing. What. Comes. Naturally.
[bowing]