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Top Ten: What Would the Wonder Twins Twitter?

If you’re unfamiliar with Twitter, it’s a service that allows you to publicly notify your friends and contacts of your daily activities and thoughts in quick, 140-character-or-less updates from your phone, computer, or the Web. Which is ridiculous in theory, but addictive in practice.

Wonder Twins Gleek

  1. just discovered solution to melting polar icecaps. form of… a GLACIER!
  2. waiting at the dry cleaners for batman’s laundry
  3. unfortunate side effect of power to transform into any animal: scientists asking me to procreate w/ endangered species
  4. waxing wonder woman’s invisible plane. this superhero-in-training job sucks. guess it could be worse. could be waxing wonder woman.
  5. really bored. considering taking form of rabid grizzly bear and terrorizing a chuck e. cheese’s.
  6. @TheFlash yes, my monkey has been good today, so no, i don’t need to spank it.
  7. listening to: “secret lovers” by atlantic starr
  8. @greenlantern pls stop surfing porn on Hall of Justice computer. had to clean another virus today
  9. cleaning aquaman’s bathroom. how can a fishman have this much hair?
  10. @gleek we promise that we had no idea that your name was another word for spittle

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2 comments… add one
  • Cindi April 14, 2008, 9:18 am

    Brilliant! Great post. Thanks for the laugh. Much needed first thing on a Monday morning.

  • Great White Snark April 14, 2008, 9:44 am

    Cindi, do you thank the sun for bringing light into our lives? No. Because it’s just doing. What. Comes. Naturally.

    [bowing]

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