Comments on: The Top Five Reasons the Wolverines Will Not Last Five Minutes in the Red Dawn Remake http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/ Geek Life, With Bite - Curiosities, Humor, and Entertainment Thu, 21 Jul 2011 15:00:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 By: Steph http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/comment-page-1/#comment-5627 Steph Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:40:12 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=594#comment-5627 I'm not sure that you would have to do something as drastic as cutting off the net access. Today's youth might be waylaid by a well-placed bulletin on the would-be rebels facebook page - thus rendering them bereft and incapable of waging in rebel-type activities. ...and at the end of the day the Ruskies will maintain their access to E-Bay. I’m not sure that you would have to do something as drastic as cutting off the net access. Today’s youth might be waylaid by a well-placed bulletin on the would-be rebels facebook page – thus rendering them bereft and incapable of waging in rebel-type activities.

…and at the end of the day the Ruskies will maintain their access to E-Bay.

]]> By: doubledumbassonyou http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/comment-page-1/#comment-5564 doubledumbassonyou Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:53:37 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=594#comment-5564 My favorite scene was when Rick Vaughn threw the dishes at Marty McFly's mom and said that she needed to be useful and then Baby said no one puts me in a corner ... I think I got confused. I used to watch Red Dawn on VHS all the time in college and I thought it was awesome. It was until recently that I caught it on Encore and realized it was an abortion of a movie and should be removed from our collective conscious. My favorite scene was when Rick Vaughn threw the dishes at Marty McFly’s mom and said that she needed to be useful and then Baby said no one puts me in a corner … I think I got confused.

I used to watch Red Dawn on VHS all the time in college and I thought it was awesome. It was until recently that I caught it on Encore and realized it was an abortion of a movie and should be removed from our collective conscious.

]]> By: Great White Snark http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/comment-page-1/#comment-5563 Great White Snark Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:27:10 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=594#comment-5563 Yes, Paul, thanks to f**kloads of oil money from companies taken over by the government. It's quite a racket, if you can swing it. Yes, Paul, thanks to f**kloads of oil money from companies taken over by the government.

It’s quite a racket, if you can swing it.

]]> By: Paul http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/comment-page-1/#comment-5561 Paul Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:47:25 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=594#comment-5561 I think the tech angle changes if they make them terrorists or something in the new film. Hell, do the Russians even have enough money for tech like that in their military now? I think the tech angle changes if they make them terrorists or something in the new film. Hell, do the Russians even have enough money for tech like that in their military now?

]]> By: Great White Snark http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/comment-page-1/#comment-5560 Great White Snark Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:12:15 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=594#comment-5560 Yeah, Nickolai, I considered making a shout-out to ol' Mouse Face, but Jennifer Grey's honker won out in the end. Yeah, Nickolai, I considered making a shout-out to ol’ Mouse Face, but Jennifer Grey’s honker won out in the end.

]]> By: nickolai http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/comment-page-1/#comment-5559 nickolai Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:06:49 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=594#comment-5559 This remake will just emphasize how much cooler Communists are as movie baddies than terrorists ever could be. I would add Leah Thompson to the list -- she might have been a bigger asset to the original movie than Jennifer Grey's nose. This remake will just emphasize how much cooler Communists are as movie baddies than terrorists ever could be.

I would add Leah Thompson to the list — she might have been a bigger asset to the original movie than Jennifer Grey’s nose.

]]> By: Alex (FirstShowing.net) http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/2008/07/14/the-top-five-reasons-the-wolverines-will-not-last-five-minutes-in-the-red-dawn-remake/comment-page-1/#comment-5557 Alex (FirstShowing.net) Mon, 14 Jul 2008 09:49:18 +0000 http://www.greatwhitesnark.com/?p=594#comment-5557 Wolverines!!! I have so many fond memories of Red Dawn! And this is one of the greatest lists I've ever seen - rock on Mike! You're right about Patrick mother-fuckin' Swayze! Him and Charlie Sheen made the original movie! Without them the Wolverines are nuthin'! Maybe they can hire a Swayze look-alike? Either way, I'm NOT looking forward to this remake. Instead, I think I'm going to go revel in the wonders of Red Dawn all night... Wolverines! Wolverines!!! I have so many fond memories of Red Dawn! And this is one of the greatest lists I’ve ever seen – rock on Mike!

You’re right about Patrick mother-fuckin’ Swayze! Him and Charlie Sheen made the original movie! Without them the Wolverines are nuthin’! Maybe they can hire a Swayze look-alike? Either way, I’m NOT looking forward to this remake. Instead, I think I’m going to go revel in the wonders of Red Dawn all night… Wolverines!

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