The gadget and toy mongers over at ThinkGeek are having a clearance sale featuring price cuts of up to 60%. Which is practically 1,000% off, when you think about it. Which is a lot.

The Shooting Cubicle Alarm System in action.

There’s a big selection of items on sale, but these curiosities in particular caught my eye:

• Marshmallow Assault Rifle
• Shooting Cubicle Alarm System
• Japanese Star Wars Lightsaber Desk Lamp
• Glow in the Dark Zombies
• Star Wars Jedi Slippers

Obviously, my tastes lean to projectile-violence, the undead, and Star Wars oddities, but ThinkGeek’s got more practical gadgetson sale, too… if you’re into that whole “useful” thing. Nerd.

Find out what’s on Clearance at ThinkGeek.

Oh, hey, and be sure to use coupon code 8EBB to save $5 on orders of $25 or more, and $10 on orders of $50 or more while you’re over there.

That’s called having your cake and eating it, too. And then eating your neighbor’s cake. ‘Cause it’s your lucky day, sailor.

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