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Star Wars Fan Sells Last of His Respect for George Lucas on Ebay – Kooky Star Wars Tribute

By Great White Snark | August 30, 2008

I’ve often considered trading the last of my respect for George Lucas for a bag of moldy bread and a swift kick in the kidney.

George Lucas and Mickey Mouse Jedi
Source: Michael Heilemann

Geekologie found a fed-up fellow who opted for an transaction that might spare him some internal organ damage and make him a few (Australian) bucks in the process.

He’s selling his prized, rare Darth Maul figure–the manifestation of his “faith in George Lucas”–in an Ebay auction:

Because this Darth Maul represented my faith in George Lucas (it was bought back in the heady days of 1999 when the words Star and Wars still brought to mind childhood dreams and wonderment), you are also bidding on the last morsels of respect I have for the once all-powerful, formally infallible bearded wonder. If you must know, the use of the woeful Wookie ‘Tarzan’ cry in Revenge of the Sith is the straw that broke the Bantha’s back. It was almost unforgivable in Return of the Jedi, but to have it featured again in Episode 3 was just ridiculously [expletive] STUPID!

I’ve made so many excuses for George in the past – even to the point of suggesting that Jar Jar would be bearable if he spoke in an alien language with subtitles – but after witnessing the CGI monkeys and gophers in Indiana Jones and the UFOs, I’ve got nothing left for him (except for what this Darth Maul represents)… And to think of the rabid, blind hope I had towards the end of the 90s before I entered the cinema to see Episode 1… [sigh] I’ll always have Lord of the Rings – all hail Peter Jackson, the new bearded wonder!!

Ebay user Porl Deville, your fully-justified disdain transcends nationalities and borders. But that might just be because your disdain has a student visa and finds it pretty easy to get through U.S. Customs. Dunnoh.

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    3 Responses to “Star Wars Fan Sells Last of His Respect for George Lucas on Ebay – Kooky Star Wars Tribute”

    1. Wavatar Nathan D Says:
      August 30th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

      Took the guy long enough — thought for sure he’d say the final straw was a flaming Hut.

    2. Wavatar nickolai Says:
      September 1st, 2008 at 2:25 pm

      This seems an odd ‘last straw,’ especially since, as the dood points out, the tarzan cry appeared in the first trilogy already.

      Here are several more-acceptable last-straws:
      – “I’m beside myself” or “This is such a drag”
      – lightsaber duels that have plummeted in excitement and cool-factor since darth maul got halved
      – natalie portman’s unsexiness and sh*tty acting in the SW flicks
      – C3PO being built by darth vader
      – etc.

    3. Wavatar Monetizing the failures of George Lucas | Geekend | TechRepublic.com Says:
      November 24th, 2008 at 6:01 am

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