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Giveaway: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2-Disc Special Edition DVD!
By Great White Snark | October 7, 2008
Ok, so… yeah. So Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull didn’t quite turn out the way we had hoped. What with the monkeys. And the gophers. And the LaBeouf.
But just think how much worse it could have been if George Lucas’s, erm… vision… hadn’t been mitigated by the more-level, less-dopey heads of Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford. Because then, for all we know, those CGI gophers could very well have ended up as Indy’s goofy-but-lovable anthropomorphic sidekicks.
Which is fine for an Eddie Murphy vehicle, but not for an Indiana Jones flick.
You know what will vastly improve a viewing of the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2-disc Special Edition DVD set? Watching it for free.
To sign up to win a brand-new copy of the Indiana Jones 4 DVD set:
- If you haven’t already, get an e-mail subscription to Great White Snark. It won’t cost you nuthin’.
- Leave a comment on this post. In the “Mail (will not be published)” field, enter the same e-mail address of your subscription, so I know who you are.
- In the comment, quote your favorite line from Short Round.
I’ll select the winners at random and announce them in an update to this post next Tuesday, October 14.
UPDATE: There is a winner. And her name is “cshanyn.” Or so she claims.
One entry per person. And remember, cheaters never prosper, because I’ve got your IP address, people: duplicate entries are dopey entries. Winners outside the forty-eight contiguous U.S. states pay shipping. Because this ain’t a money tree, it’s just a plain ol’ blog.
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Topics: Contests |
Tags: Contests, George Lucas, giveaway, Indiana Jones, Movies, Steven Spielberg
October 7th, 2008 at 6:46 am
“I keep telling you. You listen to me more, you live longer.”
October 7th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Free is good, even with too much CGI.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:17 am
“I no touch nothing!” (remembered vaguely through the mists of time)
That’s my favorite Short Round line.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:19 am
He no nuts, he’s crazy!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:23 am
My favorite Short Round quote is “Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We’ve got company.” Thank you!
October 7th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Probably “You call him Docta Jones, doll!” Give me free stuff! W00t! :)
October 7th, 2008 at 7:34 am
“Dr. Jones! I love you!” before stabbing him with fire.
Actually, I think that’s the worst line from Short Round.
October 7th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Regardless of how well it didnt turn out - it was still entertaining. We still watched it :)
October 7th, 2008 at 8:24 am
“You make me poor! No fun! Playing with you no fun!”
Hehehehe, love it!
October 7th, 2008 at 8:57 am
“Okey dokey, Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes!”
October 7th, 2008 at 9:42 am
“He no nuts, he’s crazy!”
October 7th, 2008 at 9:47 am
I actually don’t have a fav quote from short round because i DETEST his character! ha! send me a short round free movie!!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Short Round is the greatest character in the history of cinema.
Fav Line? “Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love”
And damn, I miss the contests where five people entered. I at least had a chance then. hehe
October 7th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Definitely “You call him Doctor Jones, doll!”
I remember people griping that he was an annoying addition to the Indiana Jones character family. Heh, little did they realize what was in store for them in a not so distant future.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:37 am
It’s got to be;
“You cheat Dr.Jones, You cheat!”
October 7th, 2008 at 10:49 am
And I third “You call him Dr. Jones, doll!”
October 7th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I third “Hey, Doctor Jones, no time for love.” Short Round is a great character.
LeBeouf wasn’t TOO bad. ‘Coulda been worse. At least his chanacter vaguely reminded me of Indy.
October 7th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
“Maybe he likes *older* women.”
October 7th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
He no nuts,he’s crazy was my fav.too!!I could laugh for days over that!
October 7th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
“Hey, Doctor Jones, no time for love.”
October 7th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
“I’m very little! You cheat very big!”
October 7th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
No time for love.
or
Hold on to your potatos.
October 7th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Mine is a tie between two memorable Short Round lines:
1. He no nuts, he’s crazy!
2. You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
October 7th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
My favorite quote from short round has to be “Hey, Doctor Jones, no time for love”.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:24 am
“He say hang on, lady! We go for ride!”
I liked Crystal Skull ok, but it needed more Short Round!
October 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
He no nuts, he’s crazy!
October 8th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I like the quote: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We’ve got company. Thank you!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
My two sons would love to get this DVD as a Christmas gift!!!!! Please enter me in your always delightful drawing. Many thanks, Cindi
October 9th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Er - I haven’t managed to see this yet, so I don’t have any Short Round quotes. And yes, I would really like to see this for free! LOL Thank you ;)
October 9th, 2008 at 11:50 am
“Pinchers of Peril… saved by my Pinchers of Peril!”
that’s when Short Round was a goonie…
October 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer! :D
October 9th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
“He no nuts, he’s crazy!”
October 12th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Hi! Thanks 4 another great giveaway ;)
My favorite line from Short Round is “He no nuts, he’s crazy!”. Very funny character :))
October 13th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Hmmm - can’t remember most of them anymore, but I thought “He no nuts…” was hilarious.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Congrats, “cshanyn.” If that is your real name. Hrm.