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Giveaway: Family Guy Volume 6 DVD Set!
By Great White Snark | October 28, 2008
Ok, you people have been behaving yourselves–or so your parole officer tells me–so it’s time for a real treat. This week I’m giving away the Family Guy, Vol. 6
And now, please enjoy this video of the actors behind the voices of Family Guy. One, because it’s sort of amusing. Two, because the PR people sponsoring the giveaway strongly requested that I include it in the post.
To sign up to win a brand-new copy of the Family Guy Vol. 6 DVD set:
- If you haven’t already, get an e-mail subscription to Great White Snark. It won’t cost you nuthin’.
- Leave a comment on this post. In the “Mail (will not be published)” field, enter the same e-mail address of your subscription, so I know who you are.
- In the comment, quote your favorite line of Stewie’s.
I’ll select the winners at random and announce them in an update to this post next Tuesday, November 4.
UPDATE: Hello, Marie. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster. (It’s… you know. A DVD set.)
One entry per person. And remember, cheaters never prosper, because I’ve got your IP address, people: duplicate entries are dopey entries. Winners outside the forty-eight contiguous U.S. states pay shipping. Because this ain’t a money tree, it’s just a plain ol’ blog.
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Topics: Contests, TV | 53 Comments »
Tags: Contests, Family Guy, giveaway, TV
October 28th, 2008 at 3:08 am
great contest – thanks for the chance!! My favorite Stewie moment is when he keeps saying Cool wHip, as it is now known around our house:
Stewie Griffin: ooh, you’ve got some pie. Can I have a piece?
Brian Griffin: Uh, ok
Stewie Griffin: Hey, pass over some of that Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: Well, you put Cool wHip on pie.
Brian Griffin: It’s Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: That’s what I said, Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
Stewie Griffin: What are you talking about? I’m just saying Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Say whip
Stewie Griffin: Whip
Brian Griffin: Now say Cool Whip
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip!
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: Cool Whip!
Stewie Griffin: Cool wHip
Brian Griffin: You’re eating HAIR!
October 28th, 2008 at 6:18 am
“For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.”
October 28th, 2008 at 6:31 am
There are too many awesome Stewie quotes but….
“Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.”
October 28th, 2008 at 6:33 am
“If it wasn’t a jackal the first time, why would it be a jackal the next 17 bloody times!”
October 28th, 2008 at 7:14 am
oh mother, i come bearing a gift. i’ll give you a hint…it’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.
October 28th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.
October 28th, 2008 at 7:32 am
My fav Stewie Line is:
“Play Wheels on the Bus and get the hell out of my sight!”
October 28th, 2008 at 7:37 am
My favorite quote:
“Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.”
This became even funnier after I had my daughter (who’s now 2). She’d come over to me with a dirty diaper, and I’d swear she was thinking this exact thing.
(Just found your blog – it’s geeky and hilarious, but I’m sure you know that already)
October 28th, 2008 at 7:49 am
As far as scenes go, the one where Stewie kicks Brain around the bathroom Godfather-style is awesome. As for a favorite line, I’d have to go with the classic: ‘So, broccoli, mother says you’re good for me…well I’m no good for you!’
October 28th, 2008 at 7:53 am
I love this show but I can’t remember any of his sayings or anything.I still would love to win this!!!! Mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 28th, 2008 at 7:56 am
-Brian, did you see Revenge of the Sith?
-Why does Emperor Palpatine have a desk?
-In that scene where Yoda comes in and they’re about to have that big fight, Emperor Palpatine clearly gets up from his desk. I’m just saying, what does he…what does he need a desk for?
- I’m just saying, it’s weird. I mean, like, what was he doing at his desk right before Yoda walked in? What was he doing? Was he doing paperwork? Was he, like, “Uh Yoda, what do you need, and will it take longer than five minutes? I’m absolutely swamped. These requisition forms for new TIE fighters have to be down to Debbie in accounting by six or Nute Gunray is gonna pitch a tent in my waiting room.
October 28th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Meg–Can I be in the play, Mom?
Stewie–Oh yes, you can be the dumpy teenage girl who cries backstage because no one finds her attractive.
October 28th, 2008 at 8:17 am
“Easy! Massage the scalp. You’re washing a baby’s hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.”
October 28th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Here we go, now this is a contest! I love this quote from stewie to a lady of the night so to speak:
So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
HAHA! Hilarious! I hope I win.
October 28th, 2008 at 8:40 am
“For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.”
October 28th, 2008 at 8:51 am
“Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.” I say that to my sister all the time when I want to get off the phone.
October 28th, 2008 at 9:31 am
“And it’s not so much that I want to kill her, it’s just, I want her not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, ‘My God wouldn’t it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?’”
October 28th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Stewie’s the best! “Oh, I’m sorry, we’re fresh out of that, but what I can give you is UNTIMELY DEATH!”
October 28th, 2008 at 9:42 am
“I was under the impression the name of the show was “Kids Say the Darndest Things,” not “Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.” “
October 28th, 2008 at 10:46 am
God, I love Stewie. Here’s one of my favorites:
Lois: Stewie why don’t you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don’t you burn in hell?
October 28th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Yes I could go for a frozen treat right about now. But no sprinkles. And for every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
Oh man – so many!! haha.
October 28th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Oh I didn’t read the other choices – let’s switch mine up then.
(after tripping Peter): Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn’t do it, I almost didn’t do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I’m so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it.
October 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Stewie Griffin (on being cool in highschool): “I wear short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts.”
October 28th, 2008 at 11:35 am
“Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me! “
October 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Brian: You’re drunk.
Stewie: You’re sexy.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Stewie: Okay, it’s a bet.
Brian: Great.
Stewie: Kiss on it?
Brian: What?
Fingers crossed!
October 28th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Although my favorite is Herbert (Best line said to Chris…”Get your fat ass over here” and when he sang “I’ve had the time of my life” to Chris in the Star Wars episode) Stewie is pretty wonderful too! One of my fav Stewie lines comes from the Brian going back to college episode…”Uh you’ve reached stewie and brian, we’re not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we’re college students and we need money for books…and highlighters…and…. ramen noodles…and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates.”
October 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
“Victory is mine…” Pause. “What the duece?” Click of recorder. “”It seems with death incapacitated my matricidal efforts are futile. I must do all I can to accelerate his convalescence. Nick Nack paddey whack give a dog abone!”
October 28th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
So many choices… But last night was one of my faves.
Stewie and Brian are glued together, and go for a walk while they wait for the solvent to work. They come across a crowd yelling about a little girl trapped in a well. They decide to help, and lean over the edge to check out the depth.
Stewie sees the girl, and says, “It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again!”
Also “Well played, sperm-brother, well played!”
And “Ask Stewie about his sexy parties!” While holding the Olivia puppet.
I also LOVED the outtake where Stewie was doing the Orson Wells radio outtakes!!!! “I wouldn’t direct any living actor this way in Shakespeare!”
Such fun! And thanks for your site!
October 28th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
“The life of the wife is ended by the knife.”
October 28th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hm – the end result of a drunken, back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?
October 28th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
“well i got my tea cup, now all i need is a tea bag,is that something you would be interested in” can’t get enough of gay stewie
October 28th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
that’s paprika!!!
October 28th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
“Now is the winter of your discontent!”
I love Shakespearean references!
October 28th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Hi, My son and I enjoy watching this show together! He desperately wants this newest release. He owns all of the others. This DVD would make a great Christmas gift for him! My favorite “Stewie” line is: Hello Mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint: It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.” Thanks for the chance…..Cindi
October 28th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
I love family guy.
My favorite episode is the Special People’s Olympics.
As far as Stewie goes, my favorite quote is
Stewie – to a prostitute: “So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?”
October 28th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
In the episode when Lois sews Rupert back together and he’s so grateful that he begins to spend all of his time with Lois.
“Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Hi!”
And then he runs out of the room and giggles.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:24 am
“I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!”
October 29th, 2008 at 8:57 am
By far:
“Damn you, damn the broccoli and damn the Wright Brothers!”
Thanks for the awesome blog.
October 29th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Stewie: “oh Mother–I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint–it’s in my d iaper and it’s not a toaster”
October 29th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Stewie: Victory is mine!
October 29th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
My favorite Stewie line is: “What the deuce?”
P.S. I just found your site through Cake Wrecks, I like it!
October 30th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Tough to choose, but I’ll have to go with:
Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me!
And I, too, just found your site through Cake Wrecks. (see comment above mine for the weirdness factor)
October 30th, 2008 at 11:36 am
“By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.”
October 30th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.
I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve actually used this line.
October 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Stewie: “We’re playing house.”
Lois: “Stewie, that boy’s tied up!”
Stewie: “Roman Polanski’s house.”
October 30th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Love, love, love Family Guy. There are too many Stewie quotes to choose, and while this isn’t his best quote, this scene makes me laugh so hard every time I see it.
Stewie (after getting glass stuck in his forehead while attempting gymnastics in the living room): Should I take it out or leave it in, should I take it out or leave it in… ahh… what should I do, Brian?
October 31st, 2008 at 5:05 pm
My favorite Stewie qoute has to be when Lois doesn’t want to breast feed Stewie and he decides to swing over to another woman breast feeding her child. As he falls on her, her baby falls to the garbage and Lois comes and takes Stewie, and as they leave Stewie says “You call those cheap implants breast, well there lies”.
November 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it’s THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
I actually say those last two lines to friends who are being amazingly ridiculous.
November 3rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
“How you uh, how you comin’ on that novel you’re working on? Huh? Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice little story you’re working on there? Your big novel you’ve been working on for three years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Yeah? Got a obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.”
November 4th, 2008 at 12:03 am
Yes – “My God wouldn’t it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual” – totally cracks me up.
November 5th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Marie is suffering from an extreme case of winneritis.
August 8th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
My favorite is from “Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High” when Chris is talking to his teacher outside and Stewie sticks his head out with curlers and a mask.
“Hey, do you have any idea what time it is? Get in the house fatty!”