Comments on: Giveaway: Family Guy Volume 6 DVD Set!

By: Maiya Love

Maiya Love — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:43:02 +0000

My favorite is from “Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High” when Chris is talking to his teacher outside and Stewie sticks his head out with curlers and a mask.
“Hey, do you have any idea what time it is? Get in the house fatty!”

By: Great White Snark

Great White Snark — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 00:46:26 +0000

Marie is suffering from an extreme case of winneritis.

By: Mary

Mary — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 07:03:12 +0000

Yes – “My God wouldn’t it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual” – totally cracks me up.

By: TheRick1041

TheRick1041 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:42:28 +0000

“How you uh, how you comin’ on that novel you’re working on? Huh? Got a a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a nice little story you’re working on there? Your big novel you’ve been working on for three years? Huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Yeah? Got a obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Got a story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.”

By: Mandy

Mandy — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 21:09:38 +0000

Meg (about Peter being retarded): I can never go to school again!
Stewie: Oh, yes, Meg, yes-yes yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance, or your awkward social graces, or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses, no no no, it’s THIS. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

I actually say those last two lines to friends who are being amazingly ridiculous.

By: Moises

Moises — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 00:05:53 +0000

My favorite Stewie qoute has to be when Lois doesn’t want to breast feed Stewie and he decides to swing over to another woman breast feeding her child. As he falls on her, her baby falls to the garbage and Lois comes and takes Stewie, and as they leave Stewie says “You call those cheap implants breast, well there lies”.

By: Ashlee

Ashlee — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:35:53 +0000

Love, love, love Family Guy. There are too many Stewie quotes to choose, and while this isn’t his best quote, this scene makes me laugh so hard every time I see it.

Stewie (after getting glass stuck in his forehead while attempting gymnastics in the living room): Should I take it out or leave it in, should I take it out or leave it in… ahh… what should I do, Brian?

By: Bridget

Bridget — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:37:12 +0000

Stewie: “We’re playing house.”

Lois: “Stewie, that boy’s tied up!”

Stewie: “Roman Polanski’s house.”

By: mickey

mickey — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 21:32:37 +0000

Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve actually used this line.

By: Malissa S.

Malissa S. — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:36:46 +0000

“By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.”