I guess once Star Wars gets zombified, nothing is safe. Not even cuteness.
What’s next? Undead local Action News teams? Brain-eating muppets? Winter holidays celebrating deities rising from the grave?*
Anyway. Lest you’re thinking of snagging one of these soft, gory little bastards for one of your kids: ThinkGeek specifically marks this as an “adult toy.” And, no… that doesn’t mean you should try to have sex with it.
But if you do enjoy “adult toys” that can’t satisfy your lustful urges, keep in mind that through December 7 at ThinkGeek, you can get $5 off $25+ orders and $10 off $50+ orders with code “BRAINS“. (Get it? Zombie shout-out.)
* I spared you my joke about Prop Ate, which proposes to outlaw marriages between zombies in California. You’re welcome.
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