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Geek Loot: Plush Zombie Toy Makes Disembowelment Adorable

I guess once Star Wars gets zombified, nothing is safe.  Not even cuteness.

As you can very well see in the case of this Dismember-Me Plush Zombie toy from ThinkGeek.

What’s next?  Undead local Action News teams? Brain-eating muppets? Winter holidays celebrating deities rising from the grave?*

Oh… wait.

Anyway.  Lest you’re thinking of snagging one of these soft, gory little bastards for one of your kids: ThinkGeek specifically marks this as an “adult toy.”  And, no… that doesn’t mean you should try to have sex with it.

But if you do enjoy “adult toys” that can’t satisfy your lustful urges, keep in mind that through December 7 at ThinkGeek, you can get $5 off $25+ orders and $10 off $50+ orders with code “BRAINS“.  (Get it? Zombie shout-out.)

* I spared you my joke about Prop Ate, which proposes to outlaw marriages between zombies in California. You’re welcome.

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3 comments… add one
  • CATR's Chris December 4, 2008, 10:42 am

    I wish I was a kid again. I just love this toy!

  • Great White Snark December 4, 2008, 3:33 pm

    Chris, perhaps you missed the part about “adult only.” You might have seen that bit in the non-pictorial portion of the post.

    Not that I don’t appreciate having at least 23% of your attention span.

  • anthony November 14, 2009, 10:58 am

    BRAINS code does not work and I spent $72 :(

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