Previously on GWS: A mashup between Mickey Mouse and an Optimus Prime Transformer afflicted my ocular cavities with a virulent strain of suckitosis.
A rather hostile (and annoying) creature, Ripley Mouse will readily engage any being in battle…and is also likely break into a song and dance number when the opportunity presents itself.
And you know what? It doesn’t actually compel me to hurt myself or others. In my view, Mickey Mouse’s lameness has been all but balanced out by the savage awesomeness of Aliens and of kronik_1973’s artistry.
But I could be wrong. Ha, ha, ha! Just kidding. No I couldn’t. I haven’t been wrong since I sold all of my Jim Lee issues of Uncanny X-Men on Ebay for $30. And that was in the late 1990s.
But I’d still like to hear what you think, blog-readership-people. (So long as what you think doesn’t mean you pollute my Comments with words like “cute.” You know who you are. Also… I know who you are. Jen from Cake Wrecks. Yeah.)
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