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Giveaway: Max Payne Unrated on DVD!
By Great White Snark | January 19, 2009
It might have been one of the worst films to hit theaters last year, but–if you win this contest–I guarantee that Max Payne - Unrated will be the best movie you’ll watch for free on DVD in 2009.*
I guarantee it with the force of one-thousand angry dandelions.
* Assuming you watch no other DVDs in 2009. Guarantee does not include movies on Blu-ray, Netflix Watch Instantly, Amazon Unbox, Bittorrent, or any other media. Guarantee is non-binding.
Stop looking at me like that, people. Not every week can feature an awesome giveaway of the caliber of something like… oh, I don’t know… Hulk Vs. (BUT NEXT WEEK CAN.)
To sign up to win a copy of Max Payne – Unrated on DVD:
- If you haven’t already, get an e-mail subscription to Great White Snark. It won’t cost you nuthin’.
- Leave a comment on this post. In the “Mail (will not be published)” field, enter the same e-mail address of your subscription, so I know who you are.
- In the comment, name Mark Wahlberg’s most devastatingly-awful movie.
I’ll select the winner at random and announce them in an update to this post next Tuesday, January 27.
UPDATE: Well, that worked out well. As someone under the grossly-misguided impression that The Happening “was not bad,” Leslie’s probably more like to enjoy the Max Payne DVD she just won.
One entry per person. And remember, cheaters never prosper, because I’ve got your IP address, people: duplicate entries are dopey entries. Winners outside the forty-eight contiguous U.S. states pay shipping. Because this ain’t a money tree, it’s just a plain ol’ blog.
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Topics: Contests, Movies | 19 Comments »
Tags: Contests, giveaway, Movies
January 20th, 2009 at 7:41 am
The Happening. So devistatingly-awful I didn’t even think about going to see it.
January 20th, 2009 at 8:21 am
What… you mean BESIDES “The HappeninG”? :) OK… THE BIG HIT! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120609/
January 20th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Does Mark really have a devastatingly awful movie?!?…I never knew that existed with him.
Maybe it’s just me, but I could just watch a movie with him in it and never hear a line from any other actor/actress…period!!!! He just can’t have an awful movie.
-barbarabaker :)
January 20th, 2009 at 9:11 am
I have to agree with everyone else. The Crappening…I mean Happening…was THE MOST devastatingly-awful movie I have ever seen.
January 20th, 2009 at 9:28 am
I’m going to have to go with Planet of the Apes, or no, wait, Four Brothers, or no, wait, ….
January 20th, 2009 at 9:40 am
The Crappening. yuck yuck yuck yuck
January 20th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Does Max Payne count? Actually, the beginning was okay (for a video game movie), then it took a hard left turn into absurd. It did make me laugh. Good thing we saw it late in the run and the theatre was otherwise empty so I didn’t disturb others laughing at the “serious” parts.
January 20th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Planet of the Apes.
“Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.”
Unless a monkey actually wrote that there is no excuse.
January 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I believe this just had to be the winner:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm741513472/tt0108243
January 20th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Yeah, the Happening.
January 20th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
How the hell is Fear not on here?! COME ON PEOPLE!!! I hate him in everything everything everything! yet…i kind of dig psycho stalker guys… oh the dilema!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
@Shithead: Whether or not you win the DVD, you’re the winner in my heart.*
* No cash value.
January 21st, 2009 at 10:08 am
I have to go with “The Sustitute” on that one.
January 21st, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Invincible
January 21st, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I like Mark Wahlberg. “The Happening” was not awful, but it did leave a lot to be desired. Thanks!
January 21st, 2009 at 1:31 pm
All of his other movies at least had something going for them, but the Happening really stunk.
Everyone saying “What’s happening?” while plants have their way with people, defying every notion of physics and biology to do so.
Had they worked in a cameo by Rerun, then it would have been my favorite movie of the year, but nooooo…
January 21st, 2009 at 4:59 pm
OMG – since it’s not on here, I’ll say it: I thought Boogie Nights just sucked! ( no pun intended…well, maybe ) :)
January 25th, 2009 at 6:26 am
I’ll say The Happening too
January 31st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
You can stop sweating it out now, people. Leslie won.