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Jabba the Hutt and Slave Leia Cake – Geeky Cake of the Week

For this Star Wars cake, Jen Vesper crafted the usually-sinister Hutt to look (intentionally or not) like a startled space slug whose Jabba-genitalia just got stepped on.

Which makes Jabba’s race look only 37% as ridiculous as the feather-boa-wearing Ziro the Hutt made it look in The Clone Wars.  What the fans can do to mangle Star Wars… George Lucas can mangle better.

Jabba and Slave Leia Cake

It took 12 hours to make. It was made for my husband’s friend Steve. He is a huge Star Wars fan and we thought this would be the funniest choice because it is the “every man’s fantasy” cake. :)

Lazing around on a throne like a fat-assed bastard while still managing to attract sexy space-ladies in bikinis is every man’s fantasy?

Why, yes… yes it is.

Slave Leia Cake Topper

Jabba is rice krispie treats, barge is chocolate cake and Leia is fondant.

Fondant?  More like, Leia is fun-dant!  You know what I’m saying?  No?  Well.  Yeah.  Sorry.

Please to be checking out more of Jen’s work on her blog and Flickr photostream. (Thanks, Jen!)

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4 comments… add one
  • Shithead February 4, 2009, 4:17 pm

    Obviously much better than I could ever do, and a valiant effort… but I still have to say fail according to the cake-quality standard you’ve set. here on GWS.

  • Great White Snark February 4, 2009, 4:42 pm

    Completely disagree. That Slave Leia topper is superior to 90% of the hand-made figure toppers I’ve seen.

  • nickolai February 5, 2009, 10:14 am

    I never understood Jabba’s libido. I mean, how does he get it on?

  • Shithead February 5, 2009, 11:47 am

    Slave Leia is sexy, and that topper is not.

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