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Giveaway: South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season DVD!
By Great White Snark | February 23, 2009
Yeah. So. That Max Payne giveaway a couple of weeks ago? I… I’d like to apologize for that. I finally watched the DVD this weekend, and… well. Let’s just say I’d rather have a rabid chimp re-arrange my face than run my eyes over that cinematic sandpaper again.
Please… let me make it up to you.
To sign up to win a copy of South Park: The Complete Twelfth Season on DVD:
- If you haven’t already, get an e-mail subscription to Great White Snark. It won’t cost you nuthin’.
- Leave a comment on this post. In the “Mail (will not be published)” field, enter the same e-mail address of your subscription, so I know who you are.
- In the comment, name one of your favorite Cartman one-liners.
I’ll select the winner at random and announce them in an update to this post next Tuesday, March 3.
UPDATE: What’s it feel like to be a winner, Josh? Good, I bet. Real good. Mm-hmm.
One entry per person. And remember, cheaters never prosper, because I’ve got your IP address, people: duplicate entries are dopey entries. Winners outside the forty-eight contiguous U.S. states pay shipping. Because this ain’t a money tree, it’s just a plain ol’ blog.
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Topics: Contests, TV | 26 Comments »
Tags: Contests, giveaway, south park, TV
February 24th, 2009 at 6:21 am
“so, I was like ‘ey! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and…make…babies!”
Gotta love Eric Cartman – the most foul 4th grader ever.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:04 am
Hi! What an amazing giveaway prize! My oldest son enjoys this show very much. Please enter my name in your drawing. Many thanks…..Cindi
February 24th, 2009 at 8:04 am
“Mooooooooooom, Kitty’s being a dildo!”
February 24th, 2009 at 8:07 am
“If he’s have trouble concentrating, why don’t you send him to a concentration camp…ah, damn it.”
It’s ok, I’m Jewish, so I am allowed to find this incredibly funny.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:11 am
“No kitty, that’s a bad kitty! That’s my potpie!”
February 24th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Cartman: I’m not fat. I’m big-boned.
I only WISH that were a valid excuse.
Also, just as a bit of a bonus:
Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Gotta love his sense of tact.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Screw you guys. I’m going home.
Screw you guys. Home.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:41 am
“Kyle, I swear to God, if I didn’t have a guy’s hand up my butt right now, I would leap across the room and kick you in the nuts.”
February 24th, 2009 at 8:52 am
“Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Yummy!”
February 24th, 2009 at 9:15 am
If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Screw you guys,I’m going home!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:59 am
You will respect my Au-thor-i-tie!
February 24th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“I’m not just positive, I’m HIV positive.”
February 24th, 2009 at 10:31 am
“i’m sorry i’m sorry what i ment was HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS… Mr. Garrison”
February 24th, 2009 at 10:43 am
“Well, I looked in my mom’s closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.”
February 24th, 2009 at 11:15 am
“I’m gonna be on telebision! I’m gonna be on telebision!”
I ran around singing this for MONTHS when I found I was going to be on “Win Ben Stein’s Money”!
February 24th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
“I hate you Kyle”
or
“I’m not fat, I’m festively plump!” (from a Xmas ep)
or
“Five dolla, you want sucky, sucky?”
February 24th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
whats the big f*****’ deal? It doesnt f***in’ hurt anyone! F*** f***idy f*** f*** f***!
February 24th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
“Goddammit, maybe we can’t get to heaven ’cause he’s here with us! You know, ’cause one of us is a j-o-o.”
So perfectly Cartman. Foul-mouthed, racist and utterly idiotic.
February 24th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
How come everything today has involved something going into or coming out of my ass?
February 24th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
(to the adorable, large-eyed calf): “Ohhhh, that one looks delicious!”
February 26th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
My mom says Mr Fireman’s lucky! If you rub on his helmet, he’ll spit in your eye!
March 1st, 2009 at 10:55 am
Maury, I am out of control. Yeah, I use drugs. I can do what I want, biatch! Yeah, I have sex, and I don’t use protection! It’s my hot body; I’ll do what I want! I don’t go to school and I kill people! What-evah! I’ll do what I want!
March 1st, 2009 at 2:49 pm
respect my au-thor-itah >:O
March 1st, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Kyle you stupid jew!
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Josh is the winner, and not just because he filled this month’s quota of Jew jokes.