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Yes, That Is a Stormtrooper Wedding Gown Bodice – Kooky Star Wars Tribute

By Great White Snark | May 6, 2009

This is globalization in action, people. Faced with a glut of strange fetishes and a shortage of loopy natives, Japan has obviously started exporting its Batshit-CrazyTM to the Philippines.

The Philippines, where Tiger and Issa got married this past December in a Star Wars ceremony set to Ludicrous Speed.

Star Wars Wedding Gown Boddice

First, there’s the wedding gown. Which featured a bodice inspired by (1) Stormtrooper armor and (2) the wet dreams of 13-year-old boys everywhere.

And then: a Vegas-style stage show for the guests.  With Stormtrooper back-up dancers.

Star Wars Wedding Couple and Stormtroopers

Star Wars Wedding Stage Show

Wedding Stormtrooper Stage Show

Yeah, I bet Issa thought that dedicating her wedding 100% to the Star Wars theme was a great idea… until the wedding night.  Your husband–wearing nothing but his socks–yelling, “Stay on target! Stay on target!” …not sexy.

(Which has been explained to me. Several times.)

Check out the full wedding gallery on the Pat Dy Photography blog to grasp the true scope of this Star Wars-inspired insanity.

Thanks to Rock ‘n Roll Bride.

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    8 Responses to “Yes, That Is a Stormtrooper Wedding Gown Bodice – Kooky Star Wars Tribute”

    1. Wavatar The fandom minute: Star Wars weddings, Faison geeks out, sneakers and crime | Jedi Knight Academy Says:
      May 7th, 2009 at 7:16 am

      […] in the UK, featuring a full party of costumed guests. The second, in the Philippines, features a stormtrooper-inspired gown, at right… And lightsabers. […]

    2. Wavatar Denise Says:
      May 7th, 2009 at 10:10 am

      I love it.

    3. Wavatar nickolai Says:
      May 7th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

      That’s hot, and very protective.

    4. Wavatar Movie Meg Says:
      May 7th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

      Do you think their vows were:

      “I love you.”

      “I know.”

      Honestly, that’d be pretty awesome.

    5. Wavatar Kat Says:
      May 7th, 2009 at 3:10 pm


      I do have to note there is an upswing in huge pageantry play like displays in weddings, with special choreography etc. Anyone ever notice that Choreography starts with the word CHORE?

    6. Wavatar webonauta » Blog Archive » Boda filipina Star Wars. Says:
      May 8th, 2009 at 2:00 am

      […] Link: Great White Shark […]

    7. Wavatar Caroline Says:
      May 8th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

      Actually, the bustier looks like white chocolate.

    8. Wavatar cshanyn Says:
      May 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

      The groom looks a wee bit intimidated by the bride’s light saber skills…a balanced marriage makes that not.