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Yes, That Is a Stormtrooper Wedding Gown Bodice – Kooky Star Wars Tribute
By Great White Snark | May 6, 2009
This is globalization in action, people. Faced with a glut of strange fetishes and a shortage of loopy natives, Japan has obviously started exporting its Batshit-CrazyTM to the Philippines.
The Philippines, where Tiger and Issa got married this past December in a Star Wars ceremony set to Ludicrous Speed.
First, there’s the wedding gown. Which featured a bodice inspired by (1) Stormtrooper armor and (2) the wet dreams of 13-year-old boys everywhere.
And then: a Vegas-style stage show for the guests. With Stormtrooper back-up dancers.
Yeah, I bet Issa thought that dedicating her wedding 100% to the Star Wars theme was a great idea… until the wedding night. Your husband–wearing nothing but his socks–yelling, “Stay on target! Stay on target!” …not sexy.
(Which has been explained to me. Several times.)
Check out the full wedding gallery on the Pat Dy Photography blog to grasp the true scope of this Star Wars-inspired insanity.
Thanks to Rock ‘n Roll Bride.
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Topics: Star Wars | 8 Comments »
Tags: Kooky Star Wars Tribute, Star Wars
May 7th, 2009 at 7:16 am
[...] in the UK, featuring a full party of costumed guests. The second, in the Philippines, features a stormtrooper-inspired gown, at right… And lightsabers. [...]
May 7th, 2009 at 10:10 am
I love it.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
That’s hot, and very protective.
May 7th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Do you think their vows were:
“I love you.”
“I know.”
Honestly, that’d be pretty awesome.
May 7th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Classy…
I do have to note there is an upswing in huge pageantry play like displays in weddings, with special choreography etc. Anyone ever notice that Choreography starts with the word CHORE?
May 8th, 2009 at 2:00 am
[...] Link: Great White Shark [...]
May 8th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Actually, the bustier looks like white chocolate.
May 10th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
The groom looks a wee bit intimidated by the bride’s light saber skills…a balanced marriage makes that not.