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Darth Vader Corset Features Boobs and Other Stuff – Costume

By Great White Snark | June 4, 2009

This charming little black number inspired by Darth Vader was created by custom costume- and corset-makers Evening Arwen.

Yes, “Evening Arwen” sounds like a new age band of hippie night evles, but even hippies know better than to tempt the ire of the formidable LucasFilm licensing empire.  That’s why they’ve dubbed this Darth Vader corset ensemble a “Galactic Lord Corset Costume.” And have diligently avoided any mention of stars, wars, or Vaders.

Darth Vader Corset

Did I mention they’re selling the Blarth Nader corset costume for $600?  Yeah, I’d want to stay under the LucasFilm radar, too, if it meant giving away 25% of $600, which roughly works out to… ummm, let’s see. Carry the one. Flip the abacus, knock three times and… that’s $150!

The costume includes a utility belt with a storage compartment (’cause carrying a purse around would pretty much ruin the leather-fetish-meets-cosplay-fetish, now wouldn’t it?), a cape attached to the matching “shrug,” and a pair of gauntlets.

Sensibly, they do not include the not-so-flattering wig shaped like Vader’s helmet. Yikes.

Also from the item’s description:

Please note, this corset is designed to take you in between 4 to 5 inches.

“Take you in between 4 to 5 inches”??? And people pay for that? Yeah, add “S&M fetish” to what I said earlier.

If $600 isn’t quite your speed, you can find sexy Star Wars costumes on Amazon.

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    10 Responses to “Darth Vader Corset Features Boobs and Other Stuff – Costume”

    1. Wavatar Yes ladies, that is a Darth Vader corset | Jedi Knight Academy Says:
      June 4th, 2009 at 6:28 am

      […] The “Galactic Lord Corset Costume” from Evening Arwen can be yours for a mere $600. There’s even an option for your loyal henchwomen, the “Galactic Trooper Corset Costume.” (via) […]

    2. Wavatar Homer_J Says:
      June 4th, 2009 at 6:47 am

      I never thought Vader (sorry Nader) could make me all tingly. Wait, that didn’t sound right. NM

    3. Wavatar Kat Says:
      June 4th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

      As a person who has spent many years wearing corsets and is about to resume (My corset did not come from hippy elves though) doing so I can state that for a plus sized woman, four to six inches is average. For a person the size of a twig? There are more risks. You also should build to that level, and well… I’ve got to admit that I never have any back pain issues in a corset, and since I have a broken back, that says something.

      Still, that wig is almost as bad as her facial expression. Have they ever heard of professional models? She looks like the four to six inch reduction has impacted her bowels and she’s reaching for something to grip while having a southparkian bathroom moment.

    4. Wavatar The Stub - We Watch Stuff and you Care! Says:
      June 4th, 2009 at 12:42 pm

      […] Great White Snark says: “Evening Arwen” sounds like a new age band of hippie night evles, but even hippies know better than to tempt the ire of the formidable LucasFilm licensing empire. That’s why they’ve dubbed this Darth Vader corset ensemble a “Galactic Lord Corset Costume.” And have diligently avoided any mention of stars, wars, or Vaders. […]

    5. Wavatar nickolai Says:
      June 4th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

      Lady Vader is scary! I bet she could force-crush your nuts like they were in a vise.

      On the other hand, her skin looks like a 60-watt light bulb might burn it to a KFC crisp.

    6. Wavatar cshanyn Says:
      June 5th, 2009 at 10:26 am

      It is just me or does the whole thing look like it’s been made from shiny, black electrical tape…or maybe I’m just being catty…a lack of this week’s hippie night elves infusion I’m sure.

    7. Wavatar Corset Battle… | Patrick Says Says:
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    8. Wavatar Racy Says:
      June 19th, 2009 at 1:24 am

      I keep looking at it and even though I dig the idea it just isn’t fitting the model very well.

      The cape and “shrug” and gloves all blow. The wig too, but since it is seperate I guess that is just poor taste.
      Honestly though… for a $600 costume wouldn’t you expect the cape and gloves to be a bit better?

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