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- Deadpool: role model for America’s youth. http://bit.ly/nPEXA
- Best mashup ever: Buffy finally gives Edward from Twilight what’s comin’ to him. http://bit.ly/H58bO (via @bonniegrrl)
- But that bit of nutty Transformers tie-in merchandising has nothing on the TRANSFORMERS BLUE JEANS. http://is.gd/1bvtW
- Sorry, but THAT is a ninja turtle. http://is.gd/1cKVB
- The actor who plays the vampire on True Blood calls Robert Pattison’s vampire from Twilight a pussy. HA! http://is.gd/1dOEA
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