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Got Brains? (Zombie Cake) – Geeky Cake of the Week

By Great White Snark | July 7, 2009

Holly knows that a cake in the likeness of a zombie head with exposed brains and the evidence of its last, bloody meal still stained around its lips says two things: (1) I love you, and (2) have a happy, happy birthday.

Zombie Cake

I had the zombie cake made at Bleeding Heart Bakery in Chicago for my boyfriend’s birthday.  It was a red velvet cake (of course).

Of course it’s red velvet cake! Because there’s no such thing as decomposing-flesh-with-festering-sores-flavored cake. (I know, because I checked on The Google.)

Bleeding Heart Bakery produces a variety of dessert-type goods from ingredients that are local, sustainable, organic, and vegan. Which is a hell of a lot of earth-savin’ for just one bakery.

Lest you think that cakes made of hippie bullshit must taste a lot like rice cakes soaked in flax seed oil, let me dissuade you from that idea. As a former resident of Berkeley, the hippie bullshit capital of the world, I can tell you that these uber-wholesome baked goods can be surprisingly delicious. In spite of the absence of baby deer meat trucked all the way from Alaska.

Thanks to Holly–who is clearly a girlfriend of the highest caliber–for sharing the deets with me.  Check out more photos of the dismembered zombie cake on Holly’s Flickr photostream and her friend naycolla’s photostream.

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  • Topics: Cakes, Zombies | 6 Comments »

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    6 Responses to “Got Brains? (Zombie Cake) – Geeky Cake of the Week”

    1. Wavatar Jessica Says:
      July 8th, 2009 at 10:32 am

      Aww I want one for my next birthday! Going to send this with a hint to my hubby LOL

    2. Wavatar nickolai Says:
      July 8th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

      I love the idea of humans eating the cakey brains of a zombie…finally, some poetic justice!

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      July 8th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

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    4. Wavatar Alex Says:
      July 9th, 2009 at 12:53 pm

      Zombies don’t do it for me. Unless they are accompanied by hilarious British antics a la Shaun of the Dead.
      The insides look yummy. Don’t think I could eat the rotting flesh bits.

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