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Giveaway: The Simpsons: The Complete Twelfth Season on DVD!
By Great White Snark | August 18, 2009
Whew. It’s a good thing I’m back on blogging duty, where I can start giving away free, shiny movie-discs to you fine people again.
Otherwise, the part of my brain that produces generosity starts to atrophy. The resulting vacuum in my skull cavity invites the engorgement of the part of my brain that demands I eat ice cream in cramped, public spaces like elevators, in complete defiance of my lactose intolerance.
I promise you, no one wins when that happens. So–for smelly flying Yahweh’s sake–let’s exercise some generosity.
To sign up to win a copy of The Simpsons: The Complete Twelfth Season on DVD:
- If you haven’t already, get an e-mail subscription to Great White Snark. It won’t cost you nuthin’.
- Leave a comment on this post. In the “Mail (will not be published)” field, enter the same e-mail address of your subscription, so I know who you are.
- In the comment, indicate what Bart Simpson’s teacher Mrs. Krabappel would make George Lucas write on the chalkboard 100 times during detention.
I’ll select the winner at random and announce them in an update to this post next Tuesday, August 25.
UPDATE: Congrats to Stephanie, who once fantasized that Hayden Christensen tried to act his way out of a paper bag… and subsequently suffocated.
One entry per person. And remember, cheaters never prosper, because I’ve got your IP address, people: duplicate entries are dopey entries. Winners outside the forty-eight contiguous U.S. states pay shipping. Because this ain’t a money tree, it’s just a plain ol’ blog.
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Topics: Contests, TV | 36 Comments »
Tags: Contests, giveaway, The Simpsons, TV
August 18th, 2009 at 2:04 am
I will never put Jar Jar Binks in a Star Wars film again.
August 18th, 2009 at 4:15 am
This is the first time in a long time that I won’t be able to get this set the new simpsons season on DVD the day it comes out! So sad.
Wait, her name is Krabapple?!? I’ve been calling her CRANDLE!! Oooh, now I look like an IDIOT!!!
Well, Mrs. Krabapple would make George Lucas write:
I will not lie about what I’ve written, when I’ve written it.
August 18th, 2009 at 6:29 am
I WILL NOT PICTURIZE THE FART OF ATLANTIS
I WILL NOT PICTURIZE THE FART OF ATLANTIS
I WILL NOT PICTURIZE THE FART OF ATLANTIS
August 18th, 2009 at 7:09 am
“I’m not as great as I think I am.”
August 18th, 2009 at 7:10 am
i hope i can win this i missed most of these episodes when the first were shown,job705@hotmail.com
August 18th, 2009 at 7:19 am
“Han shot first.”
August 18th, 2009 at 7:21 am
I will never create an abomination of a character like jar jar binks again.
August 18th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Hayden Christensen cannot act.
August 18th, 2009 at 7:34 am
“I will humbly apologize for JarJar Binks”
OR
“I will never ‘re-release’ the same movies in different packaging again!”
August 18th, 2009 at 7:36 am
“Why mesa always da one?”
August 18th, 2009 at 7:41 am
“I will not destroy childhood memories.”
August 18th, 2009 at 7:49 am
‘The beard and millions of cheap toys do not make me Santa’
August 18th, 2009 at 7:51 am
I will not smoke pot the next time I develop new characters (example, Jar Jar Binks)
August 18th, 2009 at 9:02 am
I will not use cheesy Star Wars pick-up lines from Episode I
August 18th, 2009 at 10:10 am
I will not continue to butcher the franchise that I built nor any other franchise that others built.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“I will not play with my lightsaber”.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:49 am
“I will not fantasize of Princess Leya again.”
August 18th, 2009 at 10:52 am
I will not say “The Force is with You” again in class.
August 18th, 2009 at 11:06 am
“I will not send a congratulatory letter to the filmmakers who spoofed me again…..”
Thanks, Cindi
August 18th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I will not rewrite cannon in new releases of my movies.
August 18th, 2009 at 11:33 am
“I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.”
August 18th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
“I will not release a backstory again.”
“I will not release a backstory again.”
August 18th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Jar Jar Binks was not funny.
Jar Jar Binks was not funny.
August 18th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I’m sorry for letting Hayden Christensen play Anakin Skywalker.
I’m sorry for letting Hayden Christensen play Anakin Skywalker.
I’m sorry for letting Hayden Christensen play Anakin Skywalker.
I’m sorry for letting Hayden Christensen play Anakin Skywalker.
August 18th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
“I swear I won’t do it again”
August 18th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Incorrect syntax Yoda demonstrates.
(What? That’s a perfectly cromulent sentence.)
August 18th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I will not write Episode 0: The Life and Times of Jar-Jar and Madame Binks.
I will not write Episode 0: The Life and Times of Jar-Jar and Madame Binks.
I will not write Episode 0: The Life and Times of Jar-Jar and Madame Binks.
I will not write Episode 0: The Life and Times of Jar-Jar and Madame Binks.
August 18th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
I will care about the fans more than the money.
I will care about the fans more than the money.
I will care about the fans more than the money.
August 19th, 2009 at 6:42 am
I WILL NOT SELL OUT AGAIN
I WILL NOT SELL OUT AGAIN
I WILL NOT SELL OUT AGAIN
August 19th, 2009 at 7:04 am
Great giveaway, I’ve loved the Simpsons since the beginning.
Mrs. Krabappel should make Lucas write:
“I will ask when I need help on a script”
Thanks!!
August 19th, 2009 at 10:00 am
“I will not try to keep a good thing alive past its prime”
August 20th, 2009 at 8:04 am
GREEDO SHOT FIRST.
GREEDO SHOT FIRST!
August 20th, 2009 at 8:59 am
The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to believe Jar Jar is.
August 20th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Trilogy means three.
Trilogy means three.
Trilogy means three.
August 25th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
i will leave directing to someone else
August 25th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Winner = Stephanie.