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Optimus Prime Ice Sculpture – Geeky Cake of the Week (What? No Frosting?)
By Great White Snark | August 25, 2009
I’ve heard some not-so-flattering things about you people, recently. I heard that you cast your $10 votes for Michael Bay’s latest cacophony of shiny vapidness, Transformers 2: Electro-Mechanical Bugaboo. And that you barely caught yourself from offering an errant laugh at the racist robot twins.
Obviously, I can’t let this sort of behavior go unchecked. Which is why you don’t get any frosting with your cake this week.
Enjoy this Optimus Prime ice sculpture. If you can. Sure, it’s a delightfully geeky, original, and impressive piece of artwork. But can you eat it? No. And I shan’t let you try. Because you’re on probation.
Yeah. Maybe you’ll think twice next time before giving yourself over to witless entertainment. Hell, I probably saved you from tuning in to Spencer and Heidi’s next reality show. You’re welcome.
Thanks to Super Punch for the find.
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Topics: Cakes, Crafts and Hacks | 2 Comments »
Tags: Cakes, Crafts and Hacks, Geeky Cake, Optimus Prime, Transformers
August 26th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Geek Cake of the Week: The Zero-Calorie Edition
August 26th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
If you tried to eat that thing, you’d probably deduct calories.
I think we just identified the Next Hot Thing in fad diets.