Enjoy this impressive Transformers tribute, an Optimus Prime ice sculpture. If you can. Sure, it’s a delightfully geeky, original, and impressive piece of artwork. But can you eat it? No. And I shan’t let you try. Because you’re on probation.
I’ve heard some not-so-flattering things about you people, recently. I heard that you cast your $10 votes for Michael Bay’s latest cacophony of shiny vapidness, Transformers 2: Electro-Mechanical Bugaboo. And that you barely caught yourself from offering an errant laugh at the racist robot twins.
Obviously, I can’t let this sort of behavior go unchecked. Which is why you don’t get any frosting with your cake this week.
Yeah. Maybe you’ll think twice next time before giving yourself over to witless entertainment. Hell, I probably saved you from tuning in to Spencer and Heidi’s next reality show. You’re welcome.
Thanks to Super Punch for the find.