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Giveaway: X-Men Origins: Wolverine – Two-Disc Special Edition on DVD!
By Great White Snark | September 7, 2009
No, I’m not punishing you again. Yes, I realize that those of you who saw X-Men Origins: Wolverine in theaters might have felt like you spent $10.50 on a platter of rotten burger meat with a side of lame sauce.
But we all know the pleasures of watching otherwise-blah-some geek fare for free on our TV sets at home. Or perhaps you’ve never watched the PG-rated version of Starship Troopers on TBS at 2am on a Saturday. (And I say, good for you for having a life. Now stop rubbing it in our faces.)
The special edition’s full list of features includes featurettes, behind-the-scenes stuff, commentaries, and–most importantly–deleted and alternate scenes.
Right. Alternate scenes. The glimpse of a world where the Wolverine movie took a completely alternate form is alone worth the price of ownership, isn’t it? (By the way, remember how the price is “free?”)
To sign up to win a copy of X-Men Origins: Wolverine - Two-Disc Special Edition on DVD:
- If you haven’t already, get an e-mail subscription to Great White Snark. It won’t cost you nuthin’.
- Leave a comment on this post. In the “Mail (will not be published)” field, enter the same e-mail address of your subscription, so I know who you are.
- In the comment, write a pick-up line custom-made for Logan to use in a bar.
I’ll select the winner* and announce them in an update to this post next Tuesday, September 15.
UPDATE: This was a tough call, as several of the entries were doused in a good bit of hilarity and cleverness, but the winner is Wee Granny with the Wolverine pick-up line, “Hi there. Need any hedges trimmed?” I love me a good euphemism.
One entry per person. And remember, cheaters never prosper, because I’ve got your IP address, people: duplicate entries are dopey entries. Winners outside the forty-eight contiguous U.S. states pay shipping. Because this ain’t a money tree, it’s just a plain ol’ blog.
* Note that I’m no longer selecting winners at random. Now it’s merit and merit alone** that will win you some shiny, free swag.
** Shameless flattery of my looks, talent, or prowess will never hurt your chances.
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Topics: Contests, Movies | 24 Comments »
Tags: Comics, Contests, giveaway, Movies, Wolverine, X-Men
September 8th, 2009 at 7:41 am
“Ya know, some people say I strongly resemble Hugh Jackman, darlin’…”
September 8th, 2009 at 7:52 am
“Wanna see what else goes ‘SNKT!’?”
(I hope that at least earns me a smile, you wonderful blogmaster, you…)
September 8th, 2009 at 8:04 am
Possible Pick up lines:
Who wants a fastball special?
What’s got six claws and is going home with you tonight? This guy! (he points to himself)
Yeah, I used to be a samurai…gave it up to fight terrorists. no big whoop.
I know Ryan Reynolds.
When I get that feeling, I need sexual healing (Factor)…
September 8th, 2009 at 8:05 am
“I’m into bad beer, good pain and I’m constantly unsatisfied, wanna see my X-Rays?”
Thanks
September 8th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Jason Priestly and I have the same sideburns guy…
September 8th, 2009 at 8:26 am
“What has 142 teeth and holds back the wolverine? My zipper.”
For the record… any movie that shows Hugh’s butt twice can’t be classified as lame ;) *faint*
September 8th, 2009 at 9:30 am
“I’m the best at what I do and if you wanna know what that is, come back with me t’ my place…”
September 8th, 2009 at 9:36 am
“Do you know what winks and screws like a Wolverine?”
“Want to play Wolverine tamer? You get on all fours and I’ll put my head in your mouth.”
September 8th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
“You wanna see how I get my hair like this?”
“Let me introduce you to the real Weapon X!”
September 8th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
“Want to go to my apartment for a claw.”
September 8th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
“This drink is a little parch for me bub.”
September 8th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
“Want to know a secret or do want another drink.”
September 8th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Just thought of another:
Do you know what happens if you go home with me tonight?
The same thing that happens to anything else that’s around me at 3AM.
September 8th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
maybe just a simple:Is it just me or are my retracting bone claws happy to see you?
September 8th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
“Hi there. Need any hedges trimmed?”
September 8th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
“What’s harder than rock hard? Me, baby- wanna see for yourself?”
September 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Hey, baby, need a shave?
September 9th, 2009 at 8:58 am
You know: every girl’s crazy about a sharp-clawed man?
September 10th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I’m the guy from the Gilette commercials!
September 11th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Hey Babe, These razor sharp claws aren’t the only long and indestructible.
September 15th, 2009 at 8:09 am
“Hello, my name is Wolverine. Whats yours?”
*girl says name*
“Well thats nice, let’s f***.”
September 15th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
lol who won…is it sad that I look forward to these giveaways not as much for the swag but to legitimize my obsession with scifi and other random shows/movies/comics?
September 15th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
The winner–after much laughter-filled deliberation–is Wee Granny with “Hi there. Need any hedges trimmed?”
September 15th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
“My hair ain’t the only thing up all night”