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Darth Vader Star Wars Cake – Vader’s trying to force-choke his bladder. – Geeky Cake of the Week

By Great White Snark | September 22, 2009

This Star Wars cake presents a fairly good confectionery depiction of Darth Vader.  Specifically… of Darth Vader desperately clutching himself because he so badly needs to go “number one.”

Darth Vader Star Wars Cake

I guess the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force, which is insignificant next to the demands of an overactive bladder. (Although Vader calls it “urge incontinence,” because he thinks “overactive bladder” makes him sound like a senile bed-wetter.)

The Darth Vader cake from The House of Cakes Dubai can be flavor-customized to your desires. When it’s time to pick up your cake, head about two miles down Sycamore Street, take a right after the shopping center with the empty Circuit City, and then keep going straight UNTIL YOU HIT DUBAI.

Find more hilarious cakes (natch) in the book Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong.

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  • Topics: Cakes, Star Wars | 3 Comments »

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    3 Responses to “Darth Vader Star Wars Cake – Vader’s trying to force-choke his bladder. – Geeky Cake of the Week”

    1. Wavatar Alexandra Says:
      September 23rd, 2009 at 7:18 am

      And black frosting is reported (on cakewrecks) to make poo turn green. Ew.

    2. Wavatar Anita McCants Says:
      September 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 am

      That is so funny. :p
      My 17 year old is going
      to crack up when I show
      him this.

    3. Wavatar This Darth Vader Cake Has Dark Side Frosting and a Banana Creme Filling [Desert] | Gizmo Nerd Says:
      September 25th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

      […] of Cakes in Dubai, looks amazing. But the fact that it has a banana creme filling? Next level. [Great White Snark via […]

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