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Star Wars Death Star Crotch Tattoo (Yeah. You Heard Me.) – Geeky Tattoo

Welcome to this (assuredly lovely) woman’s crotch, where you’ll find this geeky Star Wars tattoo depicting two X-Wing fighters flying towards the Death Star.

Photo by hoshq on deviantART

Not coincidentally, the scene takes on the shape of a “V,” which I’m sure is in honor of the woman’s fondness for vanilla, and is in no way a form of crotch cleavage intended to draw the eyes (and mind) to the apparently-shaved goodies below.

‘Cause there’s no need for a tattoo: once my eyes are in that neighborhood, they’re headed straight for goodies, anyway.

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8 comments… add one
  • Movie Meg September 24, 2009, 9:18 am

    There’s gotta be an exhaust port/womp rat joke in here somewhere…

  • Stephen September 24, 2009, 10:00 am

    I’m both distracted and annoyed by the fact that the damn X-Wings aren’t colored in. That’s one cheap geek-slut, not popping for the full color treatment!

  • Great White Snark September 24, 2009, 10:07 am

    @Meg: Lori on the GWS Facebook Fan Page simply said: “Stay on target…” Which I thought was a winner.

    @Stephen: The photographer indicated that the tattoo is unfinished. So. One less thing for you to worry about.

  • nickolai September 24, 2009, 2:07 pm

    that thing is gonna look like sh*t when/if she stops shaving. The forest moon of endor will engulf the Death Star.

  • Great White Snark September 24, 2009, 3:22 pm

    Nickolai, thanks for salvaging the Endor forest joke that I dropped from the post.

  • Lewis September 25, 2009, 6:14 am

    So after sex does she say “Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”?

  • Lewis September 25, 2009, 6:16 am

    I know, I know, it’s the second Death Star but I couldn’t resist. :)

  • Pew³ September 25, 2009, 3:45 pm

    Looks like she’s covering a c-section scar.
    Also second Death Star=ROTJ.

    It’s a trap!!

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