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Star Wars Death Star Crotch Tattoo (Yeah. You Heard Me.) – Geeky Tattoo
By Great White Snark | September 24, 2009
Welcome to this (assuredly lovely) woman’s crotch, where you’ll find this geeky Star Wars tattoo depicting two X-Wing fighters flying towards the Death Star.
Photo by hoshq on deviantART
Not coincidentally, the scene takes on the shape of a “V,” which I’m sure is in honor of the woman’s fondness for vanilla, and is in no way a form of crotch cleavage intended to draw the eyes (and mind) to the apparently-shaved goodies below.
‘Cause there’s no need for a tattoo: once my eyes are in that neighborhood, they’re headed straight for goodies, anyway.
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Topics: Star Wars, Tattoos | 10 Comments »
Tags: death star, Star Wars, Tattoos, X-Wing
September 24th, 2009 at 9:18 am
There’s gotta be an exhaust port/womp rat joke in here somewhere…
September 24th, 2009 at 10:00 am
I’m both distracted and annoyed by the fact that the damn X-Wings aren’t colored in. That’s one cheap geek-slut, not popping for the full color treatment!
September 24th, 2009 at 10:07 am
@Meg: Lori on the GWS Facebook Fan Page simply said: “Stay on target…” Which I thought was a winner.
@Stephen: The photographer indicated that the tattoo is unfinished. So. One less thing for you to worry about.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:28 am
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September 24th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
that thing is gonna look like sh*t when/if she stops shaving. The forest moon of endor will engulf the Death Star.
September 24th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Nickolai, thanks for salvaging the Endor forest joke that I dropped from the post.
September 25th, 2009 at 6:14 am
So after sex does she say “Great shot kid, that was one in a million!”?
September 25th, 2009 at 6:16 am
I know, I know, it’s the second Death Star but I couldn’t resist. :)
September 25th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Looks like she’s covering a c-section scar.
Also second Death Star=ROTJ.
It’s a trap!!
September 27th, 2009 at 7:03 am
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