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The Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes – PART DEUX!
By Great White Snark | September 24, 2009
It’s been so long since I identified the original Top Five Awful Death Star Cakes, amateur cake-makers have had ample time to produce a new crop of horrible confectionery likenesses of the Imperial battle station from Star Wars.
So, time to refresh the list and insult the well-intentioned work of some lovely people. Because pettiness is a language we can all agree on.
5)
That’s not a Death Star cake. That’s a wicker-person’s hand picking up a Fabergé egg knockoff from a shelf the Dollar Store.
Bonus hilarity: “coolest-birthday-cakes.com” has unironically laid claim to the photo. Way to set the “cool” bar low enough for someone to trip over, coolest-birthday-cakes.com.
4)
This is how I imagine Earth looked after massive tectonic shifts broke Pangea apart.
(I should mention that my imagination has the processing power of an 8-bit Nintendo.)
3)
That’s no moon. That’s a space station. That’s been attacked by a Bedazzler.
2)
Proof that if you slather your cake with poo-like features, it will attract flies. Shaped like space ships.
1)
No, dear. A simple two-layer cake with a sinkhole does not a “Death Star cake” make.
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Topics: Cakes, Star Wars | 3 Comments »
Tags: awful cakes, Cakes, death star, Star Wars, Star Wars cakes
September 25th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Oh…my. Those are unbelievably horrible. I don’t think I would have guessed what any of them are supposed to be.
Uh…really? Awwww, bless ‘em, poor things.
Thanks for the laugh. You know I love you lists AND cakes. :)
September 28th, 2009 at 8:35 am
I would pay real money to see Darth Vader wielding a Bedazzler…that image just made my whole day.
September 29th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Why not just make a round cake and write ‘Death Star’ on it? Although, I kind of like the Bedazzler version…