No, not little peppermints in a novelty zombie tin. These are zombie mints in the sense that they make your breath smell like zombie’s.
Seriously, though. Check out the list of ingredients: dextrose, maltodextrin, magnesium stearate, titanium dioxide, and artificial meat flavor.
So, now you can go about your day knowing that such a thing as “artificial meat flavor” exists. And if you can think of a practical application for it beyond novelty candy and dog food, I’ll salute you in the best way I know how: a begrudgingly nod that acknowledges you’re not quite as simple as I thought you were.
Yeah. Don’t go jumping all over yourselves trying to impress me now that you know the riches of validation that await you.
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