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Chuck Norris: JEDI MASTER!

Fact: Lightsabers can cut through anything. Except Chuck Norris. Fact.

Chuck Norris Jedi Master

Credit for this inspired photoshop job goes to Timothy, whose commenters offer these other Internets-VerifiedTM facts about Mr. Chuck Norris, Jedi Master:

  • chuck norris uses light sabers for sword swallowing demonstrations
  • Chuck Norris once shot down a Tie Fighter with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  • The power to destroy a planet is insignificant, to the Power of the Norris!!!

And, finally: NORRIS SHOT FIRST.*

* Rimshot.

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2 comments… add one
  • Sarah December 19, 2009, 4:02 pm

    Exactly what I was thinking, thank you!

  • bears say moo September 18, 2015, 8:24 am

    AWSOME

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