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Chuck Norris: JEDI MASTER!

By Great White Snark | November 10, 2009

Fact: Lightsabers can cut through anything. Except Chuck Norris. Fact.

Credit for this inspired photoshop job goes to Timothy, whose commenters offer these other Internets-Verified^TM facts about Mr. Chuck Norris, Jedi Master:

• chuck norris uses light sabers for sword swallowing demonstrations
• Chuck Norris once shot down a Tie Fighter with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
• The power to destroy a planet is insignificant, to the Power of the Norris!!!

And, finally: NORRIS SHOT FIRST.*

* Rimshot.

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Topics: Crafts and Hacks, Star Wars | 2 Comments »

Tags: Chuck Norris, Crafts and Hacks, Jedi, lightsaber, Photoshop, Star Wars

2 Responses to “Chuck Norris: JEDI MASTER!”

1. Chuck Norris: JEDI MASTER! « Around the Interspace Says:
   November 11th, 2009 at 7:39 am

   [...] 11, 2009 in Uncategorized via [...]

2. Sarah Says:
   December 19th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

   Exactly what I was thinking, thank you!

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