Fact: Lightsabers can cut through anything. Except Chuck Norris. Fact.
- chuck norris uses light sabers for sword swallowing demonstrations
- Chuck Norris once shot down a Tie Fighter with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
- The power to destroy a planet is insignificant, to the Power of the Norris!!!
And, finally: NORRIS SHOT FIRST.*
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