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A Special Thanksgiving Message from Great White Snark

This year, I’m giving thanks for two things:

One: skydivers. There’s nothing more delectable than the taste of surprised disorientation with a chaser of shock and horror. (Surprise! I can fly.)

Two: you, the GWS readers. If I met you in person, I’d probably thank the hell out of you. But you can’t really blame me; you dress so damn provocatively.

Happy Thanksgiving, U.S.-type-people.

* Artwork by Portland’s Caleb Brown, via My Love for You

2 comments… add one
  • Jen November 25, 2009, 10:40 pm

    Wow. This is, hands (fins?) down, the best Thanksgiving greeting anyone could ask for.

    In fact, I’m almost looking forward to the awkward lapses in dinnertime conversation tomorrow, just so I can think of that photo & “Surprise! I can fly” and start cackling maniacally again.

    Thanks for keeping it snarky, Mike. May your sweet potato casserole have extra marshmallow topping.

  • Movie Meg November 26, 2009, 12:03 am

    I’m thankful for my Shark Repellent Bat Spray! (Especially when skydiving.)

    Oh, and for GWS, daaaw.

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