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A Special Thanksgiving Message from Great White Snark
By Great White Snark | November 25, 2009
This year, I’m giving thanks for two things:
One: skydivers. There’s nothing more delectable than the taste of surprised disorientation with a chaser of shock and horror. (Surprise! I can fly.)
Two: you, the GWS readers. If I met you in person, I’d probably thank the hell out of you. But you can’t really blame me; you dress so damn provocatively.
Happy Thanksgiving, U.S.-type-people.
* Artwork by Portland’s Caleb Brown, via My Love for You
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Topics: Updates | 2 Comments »
November 25th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Wow. This is, hands (fins?) down, the best Thanksgiving greeting anyone could ask for.
In fact, I’m almost looking forward to the awkward lapses in dinnertime conversation tomorrow, just so I can think of that photo & “Surprise! I can fly” and start cackling maniacally again.
Thanks for keeping it snarky, Mike. May your sweet potato casserole have extra marshmallow topping.
November 26th, 2009 at 12:03 am
I’m thankful for my Shark Repellent Bat Spray! (Especially when skydiving.)
Oh, and for GWS, daaaw.