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The Dark Side, Exposed: Darth Vader Chest Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]

Here’s my impression of Anne after she got her Darth Vader tattoo (from Tivis Phillips at Ancient Art Tattoo):

“Um, helloooo, my eyes are up here! Ha, ha. Seriously, though, you can stare at my chest. Why else would I put a big ‘X marks the spot’ in crisscrossed lightsabers there? Duhr.”

Darth Vader Chest Tattoo

“By the way, is there something on my face? My nose itches. What? A nail? That’s odd. I don’t remember that being there this morning. Of course, I was busy staring at my chest tattoo, so who knows! Ha, ha! Look at it. It’s all, ‘Luke, join me and we can rule the mammaries together as father and son!’ Right? Right? Ha, ha!”

And, scene.

Via Geeky Tattoos, who spares his readers from dramatic re-enactments.

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12 comments… add one
  • Paul December 4, 2009, 12:03 pm

    Not a fan.

  • Great White Snark December 4, 2009, 12:06 pm

    Well, that’s because you like your boobs bigger, untarnished, and clad in spandex.

    I got your number, fella.

  • AfterGlow December 4, 2009, 12:12 pm

    Painfully obvious that she put it -above- her breasts to draw attention away from them.

    Pretty damn sad, learn to love your breasts instead, woman.

  • edc December 5, 2009, 8:53 am


  • Nega December 10, 2009, 10:40 am

    Crappy tats make me realize that crappy cyborg implants are just over the horizon.

  • kelsey December 30, 2009, 9:00 pm

    it’s badass. but i wouldve put it somewhere else. simply and opinion of someone who doesn’t like chest tattoos of any sort on anyone.

  • annA September 20, 2010, 4:29 pm

    my name is anna. with an A at the end. also that is my monroe piercing. not a nail.

  • annA September 20, 2010, 4:33 pm

    and thanks for giving me the dumbest dialoge ever.

  • annA September 20, 2010, 4:34 pm


  • Tilly October 13, 2010, 11:30 am

    Seriously???? On your Chest? Shoulda done it on your lower back or something. Its not even on a good spot on your chest. >_< I got the lightsabers on my fingers, SO I am Def a fan, But Holy Hell Woman!

  • annA October 16, 2010, 3:30 pm

    lol oooooooohhhhhkaaaayyyyy there miss number 1 fan.

  • Tilly October 18, 2010, 5:04 pm

    Oh No hun, You take the cake with that tattoo :) You get the trophy.

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