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The Dark Side, Exposed: Darth Vader Chest Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
By Great White Snark | December 4, 2009
Here’s my impression of Anne after she got her Darth Vader tattoo (from Tivis Phillips at Ancient Art Tattoo):
“Um, helloooo, my eyes are up here! Ha, ha. Seriously, though, you can stare at my chest. Why else would I put a big ‘X marks the spot’ in crisscrossed lightsabers there? Duhr.”
“By the way, is there something on my face? My nose itches. What? A nail? That’s odd. I don’t remember that being there this morning. Of course, I was busy staring at my chest tattoo, so who knows! Ha, ha! Look at it. It’s all, ‘Luke, join me and we can rule the mammaries together as father and son!’ Right? Right? Ha, ha!”
And, scene.
Via Geeky Tattoos, who spares his readers from dramatic re-enactments.
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Topics: Star Wars, Tattoos | 6 Comments »
Tags: Darth Vader, Geeky Tattoo, lightsaber, Star Wars, Tattoos
December 4th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Not a fan.
December 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Well, that’s because you like your boobs bigger, untarnished, and clad in spandex.
I got your number, fella.
December 4th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Painfully obvious that she put it -above- her breasts to draw attention away from them.
Pretty damn sad, learn to love your breasts instead, woman.
December 5th, 2009 at 8:53 am
meh.
December 10th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Crappy tats make me realize that crappy cyborg implants are just over the horizon.
December 30th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
it’s badass. but i wouldve put it somewhere else. simply and opinion of someone who doesn’t like chest tattoos of any sort on anyone.