I’m 96% certain that this guy is serious. And I love him for it.
Kind of bears a resemblance to Grandpa in The Lost Boys, eh? Makes you wonder if a network of doddering old dudes in towns across America have been keeping a vampire infestation at bay with garages full of stake-enhanced forklifts.
Well, not really. But it does make me wonder if senior citizens are marginally more useful to society than I had previously thought.