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Thinking Ahead!: Councilman Plants Garlic to Repel Vampires from Town

I’m 96% certain that this guy is serious. And I love him for it.

Kind of bears a resemblance to Grandpa in The Lost Boys, eh? Makes you wonder if a network of doddering old dudes in towns across America have been keeping a vampire infestation at bay with garages full of stake-enhanced forklifts.

Well, not really. But it does make me wonder if senior citizens are marginally more useful to society than I had previously thought.

Probably not.

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1 comment… add one
  • Bryant January 22, 2010, 8:43 am

    This is great! Someone get him some Windex to use as aftershave!!!

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