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Brace Yourself: “Sexy” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Costume [Cosplay]

I rarely use the word “sexy” sarcastically, but when I say “sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costume,” I’m absolutely dripping with the fluids of mocking irony.

Sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Costume

Really? A teenage mutant ninja turtle? Have we seriously run out of things to make “sexy” costumes out of?* Has “Sexy Wolverine” already been done? Sexy Cobra Commander? Sexy Transformers?

(Hint: These are–tragically–all trick questions.)

Via Costume Craze Blog, who absolutely won’t quit until you’re wearing a sexy costume.

* Note that my level of distress has me completing sentences with prepositions.

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2 comments… add one
  • Bryant January 27, 2010, 9:32 am

    I can finally fulfill my fantasy of having sex with Raph!!!

  • nickolai January 27, 2010, 11:51 am

    Raphael is a b*tch. Leonardo is the true piece of a$$.

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