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Brace Yourself: “Sexy” Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Costume [Cosplay]
By Great White Snark | January 27, 2010
I rarely use the word “sexy” sarcastically, but when I say “sexy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles costume,” I’m absolutely dripping with the fluids of mocking irony.
Really? A teenage mutant ninja turtle? Have we seriously run out of things to make “sexy” costumes out of?* Has “Sexy Wolverine” already been done? Sexy Cobra Commander? Sexy Transformers?
(Hint: These are–tragically–all trick questions.)
Via Costume Craze Blog, who absolutely won’t quit until you’re wearing a sexy costume.
* Note that my level of distress has me completing sentences with prepositions.
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Topics: Costumes | 4 Comments »
January 27th, 2010 at 9:32 am
I can finally fulfill my fantasy of having sex with Raph!!!
January 27th, 2010 at 11:26 am
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January 27th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Raphael is a b*tch. Leonardo is the true piece of a$$.