It’s no Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, but as far as schlocky movies about super-sized monsters rising from the ocean depths go, King Crab Attack looks like a strong contender.
Even without Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson co-starring alongside the churlish crustaceans.
I love that someone actually put thought into a synopsis for this madness:
Transgenic giant crabs attack the beaches of Trouville. The evil Raymond Santos, owner of a nearby processing plant, seeks to increase his company’s profitability by mucking about with the genetic structure of ordinary crabs, which proceed to do what all good self-respecting critters do in those circumstances: they grow to an enormous size and go on a rampage of destruction. They are uncontrollable. Basile Garaud, a member of the coastguard, conducts an investigation into the matter.
That sure is a lot of words to say “hilarious giant-monster-crab action.”