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So Bad, It’s Good: King Crab Attack Movie Trailer

It’s no Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, but as far as schlocky movies about super-sized monsters rising from the ocean depths go, King Crab Attack looks like a strong contender.

Even without Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson co-starring alongside the churlish crustaceans.

I love that someone actually put thought into a synopsis for this madness:

Transgenic giant crabs attack the beaches of Trouville. The evil Raymond Santos, owner of a nearby processing plant, seeks to increase his company’s profitability by mucking about with the genetic structure of ordinary crabs, which proceed to do what all good self-respecting critters do in those circumstances: they grow to an enormous size and go on a rampage of destruction. They are uncontrollable. Basile Garaud, a member of the coastguard, conducts an investigation into the matter.

That sure is a lot of words to say “hilarious giant-monster-crab action.”

Via Undead Backbrain, by way of Quiet Earth, who is against cruelty to crustaceans. Unless they’d taste really, really good with melted butter.

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2 comments… add one
  • TM January 28, 2010, 7:25 am

    I turned to Megashark vs Giant Octopus just in time to see the shark jump about 5000 feet into the sky to eat the airplane. Good stuff.

  • CATRsChris January 28, 2010, 11:56 am

    It looks so bad I have to see it!

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