Welcome to ten minutes of sexual innuendo, euphemisms, and behavior culled from Star Trek: The Next Generation. It generally follows a hilarious/disturbing path of courtship, appraisal, seduction, erm… transaction, pleasure, and explosive climax, ultimately followed by disappointment and hasty escape.
Or, what I call, “Tuesday.”
You definitely, definitely don’t want to forward to 2:57 to see Klingon Worf having an orgasm.
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
Via The Daily What, whose idea of foreplay starts with a Vulcan neck pinch.