I promise I don’t hate you. But after you hear this new-wave/dance-pop (think: 1980s) club remix of the Ewok celebration song from Return of the Jedi, you might think I do.
You can thank some musician named Meco–who launched his career in the 1970s with a disco version (a disco version!) of the original Star Wars score–for the awfulness that is this:
Since I know you’re wondering: the first maddening/comical “Nub nub!” action appears at 1:34.
Via Retroist, who thinks that the euthanizing of overpopulated Ewoks is tragic, yet necessary.