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Cuddle Monster: Homemade Cylon Teddy Bear

By Great White Snark | February 23, 2010

Rather than give your sweetheart a teddy bear for your next special occasion, why not give her a Cylon teddy bear, the gift that says, “You give me warm and fuzzies which make me want to serve you like a mindless death bot so please, please, please just give me something to kill”…?

Because your sense of romance* is dead, that’s why.

Via Instructables, which is “how-to”-ing its way into eventual servitude to robot overlords.

* and appreciation for run-on sentences

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    One Response to “Cuddle Monster: Homemade Cylon Teddy Bear”

    1. Wavatar EVula Says:
      February 23rd, 2010 at 4:33 pm

      Never before has the genocide of the human race been so ADORABLE!

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