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Cry for Help: Nerd Recites All Original Star Trek Episode Titles from Memory

Yep. This guy set a world record for naming all 79 episodes of the original Star Trek TV series in broadcast order* in 1 minute, 38.9 seconds.

Which, coincidentally, is the world record for the amount of time it has taken one man to guarantee a lifetime of cold, penis-atrophying celibacy.**

Via SciFi Wire, who knows how to talk dirty in Klingon.

* I could provide you with a link to the complete, chronological list of original Star Trek episodes, but I have more respect for you than that.

** Bet you didn’t know that penises could atrophy.

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1 comment… add one
  • The Morgan February 25, 2010, 6:09 am

    I don’t know, sounded like there were a bunch of girls in the audience, so at least some of them must dig it.

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