Archive for February, 2010
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Friday, February 5th, 2010Welcome to ten minutes of sexual innuendo, euphemisms, and behavior culled from Star Trek: The Next Generation. It generally follows a hilarious/disturbing path of courtship, appraisal, seduction, erm… transaction, pleasure, and explosive climax, ultimately followed by disappointment and hasty escape. Or, what I call, “Tuesday.” You definitely, definitely don’t want to forward to 2:57 to [...]
Not Quite Right: Paper Iron Man Costume [Cosplay]
Thursday, February 4th, 2010You see a Paper Iron Man costume. I see Edward Scissorhands’ whipping boy. Kidding aside, this guy is clearly the MacGyver of cosplay. I mean, he made an entire costume out of the discarded remnants of an unwrapped gift. Cheers, fella. Also? Snip, snip! Ha, ha. Gotcha. Via Geek Orthodox, who fights–but never runs–with scissors. [...]
Tastes Like Plutonium: Awesome Back to the Future DeLorean Cake [Geeky Cake]
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010Chad W. of Tunnel Hill, Georgia’s Cup a Dee Cakes contacted me with the details of this Back to the Future DeLorean cake he and his wife made for their friends’ wedding. And between his flattery of me and the intense fantastic-ness of the cake (and then some more flattery of me)… I decided to [...]
WTF?, Indeed: Spider-Man Lower Back Tattoo [Geeky Tattoo]
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010I won’t guess what it is about this woman’s posterior nether region that’s giving her Spider-Man tattoo’s spider-sense (or spider-nostrils?) such a case of “WTF?!”, but I’d bet it’s not the overwhelming odor of classiness. Or good taste. Or common sense. Or long-term thinking. Or desire to be taken seriously. Via Ugliest Tattoos. ‘Nuff said. [...]
Nintendo Power: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” Composed in Mario Paint
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010You have not experienced Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” until you’ve heard its power chords recreated in the charming, midi-like tones of an early-1990s Nintendo game. By someone with a copy of Mario Paint and an inordinate amount of time on their hands. Suck on it, Glee kids. Find a Zelda Ocarina instrument on Ebay Enjoy [...]
Uh, Fun?: Goofy Star Trek Helmet Toy
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Contrary to what you might think, what appealed to me most about this ridiculous Star Trek helmet toy (featuring flashing light! and antenna thing!) wasn’t that it provided yet more compelling evidence of Star Trek‘s inherent uncoolness. No, I’m just reassured to know that in the future according to Star Trek, simple-yet-effective technology will have [...]
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